Planned Release Date: 2027

About This Game

Stuff falls. You throw a blade. Get it as close to 50/50 as you can: the game tells you exactly how close, and 50.0 | 50.0 gets a little party.




Wait for it to glow red right above the line for a LOW CUT bonus. One beat too long and it's gone, and so is a heart.




Every world ends with a boss on a clock, and none of them go quietly. Beat them and it rains coins.




Pick your door, buy weapons and artifacts in the shop, and between runs grow a skill tree that changes how you play.

• Every cut graded down to a tenth of a percent
  
• Themed worlds with giant elites and bosses
  
• Weapons with a trick each, artifacts to stack on top
  
• A skill tree that sticks between runs
  
• Daily Cut: one object, one throw, the whole world
  
• Hundreds of objects to collect, each with a silly one-liner
  
• Zen mode, and plays with mouse or controller

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI tools helped write the store page text and translate the game's text into other languages. The game's artwork and gameplay are not AI-generated, and nothing is generated by AI while you play.