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Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Freakopoly is a board game for two adults playing together in the same room. Landing on a property owned by the other player gives you a task to carry out with your partner, and the tasks escalate as properties are developed: kissing and touching at the lowest level, named sexual acts including oral sex and manual stimulation at the highest. The two card decks work the same way.

All of this is written text. The game itself depicts nothing — the artwork is symbolic, drawn as engravings of glassware, curtains, ribbons and lips, with no nudity, no bodies and no sexual imagery anywhere in it.

Alcohol runs through the setting. Several board spaces and cards reference wine, champagne and bars, and one task involves pouring a drink onto a partner.

There is no violence, no coercion or non-consensual content, no drug use and no self-harm. Every prompt describes something for two consenting adults to do together, and what actually happens at the table is entirely up to the players.

About This Game

Two players, one machine, one evening

Freakopoly is a property-trading board game for two people in the same room.
Roll, move, buy streets, build on them, and collect rent when your partner
lands on something you own.

Rent is not only money. Every coloured property carries a task, and the task
grows with the street. One house asks for very little. A hotel asks for
rather more.

Nobody wins

There is no win condition and no bankruptcy screen. A player who cannot cover
a payment has their tab wiped, and play carries on. The evening ends when the
two of you decide it has, not when one of you loses.

How it plays

• A forty-space board: eight colour groups, four stations, two utilities,
  and a Doghouse where the jail would be
  
• Two card decks, Wild Night and Dare to Share
  
• Houses, hotels, mortgages, a Free Parking pot, and four house rules you
  can switch on or off
  
• Autosaves every turn, so an evening can be picked up where you left it
  
• Five looks for the table, from firelit wood to neon

Written with some care

• No task needs props, equipment, or a particular room. Whatever the game
  asks for, you can do where you already are.
  
• Nothing is written to embarrass or belittle either player.
  
• Nothing assumes who is playing. No task refers to a gender, a body or a
  role — the writing says "your partner" and leaves the rest to you.

It stays on your machine

Freakopoly runs entirely offline. No account, no sign-in, no connection at
any point, and nothing ever leaves your computer.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Freakopoly's artwork was made with generative AI image tools during development and then edited and finished by hand: the board illustrations, card backs, property emblems, textures and achievement icons, along with the store page and promotional images. Nothing else in the game is AI-generated — the writing is our own and the sound effects are licensed recordings. The game itself contains no AI. It generates nothing while you play and never connects to the internet.