Planned Release Date: 2027

About This Game

Cute objects come tumbling into the arena. Aim your blade, lead the shot, and slice them as close to a perfect 50/50 as you can. Land a PERFECT and the halves pop apart with a satisfying crunch. Then the card tells you how close you really were, down to a tenth of a percent, and you will want one more go.



Every object ripens as it falls: butter, then peach, then berry red. Cut early and play it safe, or hold your nerve until it glows red just above the line for a huge LOW CUT bonus. Wait one moment too long and it's gone, and so is one of your three hearts. Every throw is a tiny gamble.



Every world ends with a boss, and no two of them open the same way. The Pumpkin King swings in on a vine. Boss Hog spills coins every time you hit it clean. A Chest Mimic hides inside one of three crates. A Bell Knight shuts iron doors in your face, a Rocket hangs out of reach until it swoops, and a Dragon breathes a line of fire that burns your blade out of the air. Hit it clean and it gets angrier - twice - bringing its own little troublemakers with it. Land the final halving cut before it reaches the line, and the coin frenzy pays you out.



Partway through every world a giant ELITE crashes in: one of that world's rarest objects, blown up to boss size and in a very bad mood. Hitting it does nothing while it is still armoured - pop the balloons holding it up, or crack the ring of seals orbiting it, and only then does it turn on you. Beat it and the shop opens its doors.

• An in-run shop after the elite and after the boss: weapons, rule cards and extra hearts, paid for with the coins your cuts earn. Nothing carries over, so every run is its own little economy.
  
• Nine weapons, each with one trick: the honest WOODEN SWORD, the fast KNIFE, the forgiving SICKLE, the heavy AXE, the SEER BLADE that shows you the perfect middle, the piercing SPEAR, the crate-smashing BONK HAMMER, the time-slowing SAW, and the ICE HAMMER - one freeze a stage, and it takes bombs safely.
  
• Rule cards bend the run: bigger objects, softer landings, coin balloons in every wave, a free first drop and more.
  
• Crates, bumpers, glass, balloons and bombs turn every wave into a new puzzle. Cut the crate, pop the balloon - and if your blade finds a loose bomb, the bomb simply eats it. GULP. No blade for a second, and that second is usually the one you needed.
  
• A heart back after every boss, so a bad world does not end the run - it just makes the next one tighter.

Pumpkins, piggy banks, potions, treasure chests, tiny dragons and hundreds more, each with its own silly story in your collection, from COMMON all the way to LEGENDARY. The pumpkin carved itself a smile to look friendly. It did not work. It has never worked.

Features

• Quick runs: learn in seconds, master over hundreds of throws
  
• Every cut graded and measured: how far off half you were, to a tenth of a percent
  
• Themed worlds, each with its own elite and its own boss
  
• Nine weapons that each change how you play, bought inside the run
  
• An in-run shop: weapons, rule cards and extra hearts
  
• Three hearts, one back after every boss
  
• A collection of 400+ cute objects with rarity tiers
  
• Personal bests on every result card
  
• Steam Cloud saves
  
• Playable with just a mouse

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI tools helped write the store page text and translate the game's text into other languages. The game's artwork and gameplay are not AI-generated, and nothing is generated by AI while you play.