Planned Release Date: 2027

About This Game

Cute objects come tumbling into the arena. Aim your blade, lead the shot, and slice them as close to a perfect 50/50 as you can. Land a PERFECT and the halves pop apart with a satisfying crunch. Easy to pick up, impossible to put down.



Every object ripens as it falls: butter, then peach, then berry red. Cut early and play it safe, or hold your nerve until it glows red just above the line for a huge LOW CUT bonus. Wait one moment too long and it's gone, and so is one of your three hearts. Every throw is a tiny gamble.



Every world ends with a boss. Juggle it with clean hits while it shields up, blinks out of sight, dashes across the arena and spits bombs at you. Then land the final cut before it hits the line and cash in the coin frenzy. And at the very end, one very nervous dragon is waiting.



Halfway through every world a giant ELITE crashes in on a clock: one of the world's rarest objects, blown up to boss size and in a very bad mood. Beat it before the time runs out and the shop opens its doors.

• An in-run shop after every elite and boss: weapons, rule cards and extra hearts, paid for with the coins your cuts earn. Nothing carries over, so every run is its own little economy.
  
• Eight weapons, each with one trick: the honest WOODEN SWORD, the fast KNIFE, the forgiving SICKLE, the heavy AXE, the SEER BLADE that shows you the perfect middle, the piercing SPEAR, the crate-smashing BONK HAMMER and the time-slowing SAW.
  
• Rule cards bend the run: bigger objects, softer landings, coin balloons in every wave, a free first drop and more.
  
• Bombs, crates, bumpers, glass and balloons turn every wave into a new puzzle. Cut the crate, pop the balloon, and never, ever cut the bomb.

Pumpkins, piggy banks, potions, treasure chests, tiny dragons and hundreds more, each with its own silly story in your collection, from COMMON all the way to LEGENDARY. The pumpkin carved itself a smile to look friendly. It did not work. It has never worked.

Features

• Quick runs: learn in seconds, master over hundreds of throws
  
• Every cut graded: PERFECT, GREAT or GOOD
  
• Themed worlds, each with its own elite and boss
  
• 8 weapons that each change how you play, bought inside the run
  
• An in-run shop: weapons, rule cards and extra hearts
  
• Three hearts: drop an object or cut a bomb and one breaks
  
• A collection of 400+ cute objects with rarity tiers
  
• Personal bests on every result card
  
• Global leaderboards: chase the perfect score
  
• Steam Achievements and Steam Cloud saves
  
• Playable with just a mouse

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI tools helped write the store page text and translate the game's text into other languages. The game's artwork and gameplay are not AI-generated, and nothing is generated by AI while you play.