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About This Game

Two hands. One desk. A very long workday.

Take control of Donald Trump's unruly hands in a single-player 3D physics comedy. Switch between your left and right hand to juggle calls, paperwork, soda and hairspray while keeping a fictional market afloat.

Every ordinary task can become a disaster

Objects collide, roll away and land where you least expect them. Bring the receiver to your ear, get a can to your mouth and choose the right pen before signing. As stress rises, steady hands become harder to find.

From one post to a whole office of problems

Play through 17 story workdays that introduce new props and events: answer the hotline, fix a ring light, deal with files, swat flies and face unexpected security emergencies. A dangling Powell doll adds its own brand of office chaos.

Make it to the closing bell

Recover between demanding workdays and take on an escalating endless mode. Includes multiple save slots, difficulty options, customizable controls, Steam achievements, leaderboards and cloud saves.

This is a fictional political satire. Its markets and events are playful inventions, not financial information, and the game is not endorsed by any depicted person or institution.

Interface languages

In addition to the interface languages listed on Steam, the game includes Cantonese and Classical Chinese text options. Language support refers to menus and interface text, not full voice acting in each language.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some game assets and store promotional artwork were created with generative AI before release. The game does not generate AI content during gameplay or connect to external AI services.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Contains political satire and dark humor, firearms, assassination attempts, and non-graphic killing. An optional failure ending depicts suicide. No blood or gore is shown.