Coming soon

About This Game

Set up your own stall at the flea market, size up the junk people bring you, and don't let anyone pull one over on you — in Pubertator, you ARE that flinty market soul who knows the price of every rusty scrap of metal.

Customers come in all shapes — from a broke bum with three coins to his name to a collector willing to overpay for something rare. Haggle, talk the price up or down, and watch your rating — one botched negotiation and the customer storms off.

Key features:

• Flea market economy: multiple rarity tiers of goods, buyers and sellers from a whole range of social classes — from the homeless to the collector

• Real risk in the haggling mechanic — a failed attempt to talk down the price can cost you rating

• A catalog packed with post-Soviet household items, each with its own ironic flavor text — from faceted glasses to Soviet-era curiosities

• Lafa — a scrap-metal neighbor with a motorcycle, who'll trade you loot if you can survive riding his motorcycle past open manholes

• Sonya — an antique dealer and streamer running spot 40, buying up whatever the flea market won't appraise

• Full localization: Russian, Ukrainian, and English — with authentic surzhyk dialect in customer dialogue where it fits

No political correctness here — just cheapskate haggling, surzhyk slang, and the smell of rust.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

The game uses generative AI to create some of the 2D pixel-art sprites and character animations. All such content is manually reviewed and edited before being included in the game.