Patchy is a little robot who lives on your desktop. He fishes, gardens, cooks, catches bugs, and mostly functions without you. He'll sit back, watch movies and react to your local weather. If he is angry he will grab your cursor and nudge your panels around until you give him some attention.

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Planned Release Date: Oct 30, 2026

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About This Game

Patchy lives on your desktop. Not in a window on your desktop, actually on it, in front of your wallpaper and behind your cursor, doing his own thing while you work, play games or whatever it is you do. You can click straight through him. Your icons, windows, taskbar, all of it behaves like he isn't there.

He finds his own things to do

Leave him alone and he'll go fishing, water the garden, cook something, paint, build a model kit, drag a telescope out and look at the stars, chase bugs with a net, feed the birds, work out, and occasionally just dance for no reason at all.

He's not good at all of it either. Cooking he actually has to learn.

Early on he burns dinner and then a little drone puts out the fire. Over time all of his skills will improve. 

Whatever he finds or makes, he keeps

Fish go in the aquarium. Insects get pinned in a display case. Flowers and finished models end up on a shelf. It piles up in his corner of the screen over time.  In the companion app you can decide what's actually on display and what goes into storage.

He pays attention to you

He watches your cursor. He notices when you pick him up, and he has opinions about being thrown. He knows what the weather's doing outside too, once you've given him your coordinates (he can't see out of a window, so you have to tell him), and he'll put an umbrella up in the rain.

And if you drag a file onto him and hold it there for a moment, he will take it off you, look at it, then carry it over to a trash bin and chucks it in. It goes to the Recycle Bin, so nothing is ever really gone.

Things turn up

Cats, mainly. Sometimes one, sometimes five at once, and he'll sit down on the floor and pet whichever is closest. A dog shows up now and then wanting to play fetch, so Patchy will throw the ball and the dog brings it back, and the two of them will keep that going for a little while.

Some of the other visitors are considerably bigger or much scarier than he is and much less friendly. You'll go hours without seeing one of those tho.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit, version 21H1 (build 19043) or newer
    • Processor: Any 64-bit x86 CPU with SSE2. Dual core, 2.0 GHz.
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any discrete GPU, or integrated graphics from 2020 or later (Intel Iris Xe, AMD Radeon Vega or newer). Recommended if you run your desktop at 1440p or 4K.
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Additional Notes: Patchy runs as a transparent overlay on your desktop rather than in a window, using Windows desktop compositing. It is Windows only. Performance scales with your desktop resolution, not with what is happening on screen. The scene itself is very light. Rotating between monitors is supported by switching via the taskbar icon. Patchy hides himself when a fullscreen application takes over the display, you can turn this off if you like. The file removal feature requires that Patchy is not run as administrator. Windows blocks drag and drop from normal programs into elevated ones, so an elevated Patchy cannot accept your files. No internet connection is required. Weather reactions are optional and need you to enter your area coordinates yourself inside the app.
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 11 64-bit
    • Processor: Quad core, 2.5 GHz
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any discrete GPU, or integrated graphics from 2020 or later (Intel Iris Xe, AMD Radeon Vega or newer). Recommended if you run your desktop at 1440p or 4K.
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Additional Notes: Patchy runs as a transparent overlay on your desktop rather than in a window, using Windows desktop compositing. It is Windows only. Performance scales with your desktop resolution, not with what is happening on screen. The scene itself is very light. Rotating between monitors is supported by switching via the taskbar icon. Patchy hides himself when a fullscreen application takes over the display, you can turn this off if you like. The file removal feature requires that Patchy is not run as administrator. Windows blocks drag and drop from normal programs into elevated ones, so an elevated Patchy cannot accept your files. No internet connection is required. Weather reactions are optional and need you to enter your area coordinates yourself inside the app.
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