Put aside all the responsibilities, bills, and stress that come with being human. You’re just a watermelon.

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Coming Soon To Early Access

The developers of this game intend to release as a work in progress, developing with the feedback of players.

Note: Games in Early Access are not complete and may or may not change further. If you are not excited to play this game in its current state, then you should wait to see if the game progresses further in development. Learn more

What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“"Just A Watermelon" is fundamentally a minimalist and absurd concept. Instead of locking the game into a final shape, we want to discover what players want to experience in this lonely watermelon world (new environment elements, absurd mechanics, or physics) and shape the game together based on community feedback.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“We plan for the game to remain in Early Access for approximately 6 to 12 months. This duration may vary depending on the volume of community feedback and the scope of the new content we decide to implement.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“The full version is planned to feature more optimized performance, richer environmental details, new interactive objects, and new hidden achievements/absurd mechanics based on what the community wants. The Early Access process will help us perfect the island's atmosphere.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The game is currently fully playable and stable. Players can experience the basic watermelon existence and earn the first official achievement, "Welcome, Moron." It runs smoothly on the hardware specified in the system requirements.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“To thank our community for their support during Early Access, we will offer the game at a very reasonable and symbolic price. We plan to moderately increase the price upon full release, depending on the amount of new content and features added.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“We will actively monitor Steam Discussion boards, community hubs, and our social media channels (Instagram/YouTube). We look forward to reviewing every absurd, funny, or practical idea from players and incorporating them into the game through updates.”
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Planned Release Date: June 2026

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About This Game

An Existential Crisis... But in Watermelon Form.

Tired of the endless grind, corporate nonsense, or trying to understand modern society? Good. Drop your human rights and become a fruit.

Just A Watermelon offers you the ultimate escape: the supreme peace of mind that only a stationary, thoughts-free watermelon can achieve on a beautiful, lonely island.

Key "Mind-Blowing" Features:

  • Advanced Non-Gameplay: You can't run, you can't shoot, you can't speak. You are a fruit. Lower your expectations to absolute zero.

  • Zero Stress, Maximum Potassium: No enemies, no quests, no deadlines. Just pure, unadulterated existence.

  • Elite Reward System: Includes a highly sophisticated achievement for individuals capable of clicking the "Launch" button.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Intel i5-8400 OR AMD Ryzen 5 3600
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1650 OR AMD RX 6600
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Windows Compatible Audio Device
    • Additional Notes: SSD Required
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 11 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Intel i5-12400F OR AMD Ryzen 5 7500F
    • Graphics: NVIDIA RTX 3060 OR AMD RX 7700 XT
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Windows Compatible Audio Device
    • Additional Notes: SSD Required
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