Planned Release Date: Q2 2027

About This Game

Yee Haw Systems Corporation is thrilled you're here

You wake up from cryosleep on a spaceship, contracted to a faceless corporation and supervised by a cigarette-smoking robot until you've hit quota.

Type Crisis is a wacky typing game. You're an involuntarily employed contract worker with a lot of work to do: Redact a document you weren't cleared to read. Help sort out a colorful mix-up at a paint store. Did you think autocorrect was a computer program? It's actually done manually by humans, and guess what, pal... you're responsible! We got criminal cows, ghosts with cocktail orders, Eggmen with self-esteem issues, basketballs that need dunking... you've got your work cut out for ya, kid!

The Work

Story Mode: more than 25 levels across a half-dozen contracts. Give it your best and make Yee Haw Systems Corp proud to have brought your pitiful corpse back to life
Get Ranked: Are you a bad enough dude to get the illustrious SWAG ranking? Or will you only manage a lowly DANG?
Overtime: High WPM? Real skilled with a keyboard? Up the ante and push your typing skills to the absolute limit!
Endless: keep typin' until you can't no more!
Gig Work: compete against your Steam friends in a series of rapid-fire challenges!
Training: hit the keyboard gym and swole out your typing fingers! Train your accuracy and speed until you're ready for the big leagues!

Meet your supervisor

Emmy is your cute li'l robot supervisor. She's got one more employee to chaperone before retirement, and you're it! Try to make a better impression than the previous 999,999 jokers she's had to work with, will ya?

For The Noob Typists Out There

Now I know what some of y'all are thinking: "I'm no keyboard ace! I'm slow as molasses!" Hey, that's no problem. Story Mode is manageable for typists from 20 to 200 WPM... and it ain't just about speed: recognition, accuracy, and thinking outside of the box will all contribute to the sweet taste of illustrious victory.

And for those elite keyboard commandos with triple-digit WPMs, we got you covered. OVERTIME and ENDLESS will push your keyboard skills to the absolute edge! Give it your all! Become a legend!

Fulfill your contract, make Yee Haw Systems Corporation proud, and give Emmy her freedom... or die typin'!