Planned Release Date: Q3 2027

About This Game

Type Crisis is a new and freeky style of typing game. You're an involuntarily employed contract worker for Yee Haw Systems Corporation, the most rootin' and tootin' company in the galaxy. Pick up that keyboard and get to work redacting documents, dunking basketballs, serving drinks to tipsy ghosts, and convincing a sentient Egg to jump off a bridge (or not).



Now I know what some of y'all are thinking: "I'm no keyboard ace! I'm slow as molasses!" Hey, that's no problem. Story Mode is manageable for typists from 20 to 200 WPM... and it ain't just about speed: recognition, accuracy, and thinking outside of the box will all contribute to the sweet sweet taste of hard-won victory.





You wake up from cryosleep on a spaceship, supervised by a cigarette-smoking robot. She's got one more employee to chaperone before she's allowed to retire, and that's you, pal! Try to make a better impression than the previous 999,999 jokers she's had to work with, will ya? Hit those keys to make quota and help Emmy get her dog back!



Story Mode: dozens of different kinds of levels on all sorts of funky planets across the galaxy. Don't forget to have a smoke break with Emmy.

Are you a bad enough dude to get the illustrious SWAG ranking? Or will you only manage a lowly DANG?



Bounties: beat your own score or compete on the leaderboards in a series of rapid-fire challenges! Push it to the limit!

And for those elite keyboard commandos with triple-digit WPMs, we got you covered. NO LIMIT and BOUNTIES will push your keyboard skills to the absolute edge! Give it your all! Become a legend!





E-Frontier: Log On To Cyberspace and challenge up to three Steam friends in a whole rodeo full of challenges! Accuracy, speed, comedy: we got something for everybody.





No Limit: keep typin' until you can't no more!



Fulfill your contract, make Yee Haw Systems Corporation proud, and give Emmy her freedom... or die typin'!