A traditional Finnish folk card game, brought to Steam. Shed your cards, nuke the pile, bluff your friends — don't be the last one holding. Full Finnish and English. Online multiplayer included.

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About This Game

Paskahousu (Finnish: "shitpants") is a traditional Finnish folk card game,

brought to Steam.

The rules are simple. The humiliation is not.

Play your cards higher than the pile. Use 2s to reset it, 10s to nuke it.

When your hand runs out, play from the table — then flip your hidden cards

blind and pray. The last player holding cards becomes the paskahousu.

GAME MODES

  • Quick Match — 1v1 against an AI bot. Easy, Medium, or Hard.

  • Tournament — 8-player single elimination bracket. Win three 1v1 matches in a row to take the crown. Lose one and you're out.

  • Online Multiplayer — 1v1 against real opponents. Invite Steam friends directly from the lobby.

PROGRESSION

  • XP rewards every game, level 1 through 100+

  • Rank from Bronze through Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, all the way to Legend at level 100

  • Unlock card borders, avatar borders, play effects, emotes, and titles — 60+ cosmetics in total

  • Earn titles like Nuke Master, Comeback King, Pile Dodger, Speed Demon, and Destroyer

FEATURES

  • Full Finnish and English localization — authentic language, not a translation

  • Steam friend invites — challenge your friends from the game lobby

  • 13 Steam achievements — from First Game to Legend

  • Card flip animations, pile explosions, and nuke effects

  • No pay-to-win — all cosmetics earned through play

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Store capsule and promotional artwork was created with the assistance of generative AI image tools. No AI content is generated during gameplay.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The game contains mild Finnish profanity and crude humor, including the game's title "Paskahousu" (Finnish: "shitpants") and voice lines such as "Perkele!" (Finnish expletive). Content is comedic and cultural in nature.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows 7/8/10/11 (64-bit)
    • Processor: 1.5 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 3000 or better
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • Requires an Apple processor
    • OS: macOS 11.0 (Big Sur) or later
    • Processor: Apple Silicon
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Apple Silicon
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires an Apple processor
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 16.04+ / SteamOS / Most modern distributions
    • Processor: 1.5 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 3000 or better (OpenGL 3.3+ support)
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
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