Can you earn a 5-star review? In this 90’s mall print shop simulator, race the clock, juggle broken printers, and survive impatient customers. The boss is out golfing, nothing works, and every mistake costs you. Work faster, think sharper, and keep it together.

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About This Game

Can you earn a 5-star review?

Welcome to a 90’s mall print shop where everything is falling apart—and you’re the one expected to hold it together.

Your boss is missing.
Your customers are unbearable.
The machines barely work.

And somehow, it’s still your fault.

Race against the clock in this arcade-style simulator where every order counts. Manage printers, restock supplies, and juggle nonstop demands while keeping customers just happy enough to leave a good review.

The better you perform, the faster it all breaks down.

Features

  • Arcade-Simulator Gameplay – Fast, repeatable runs where your review score is your performance

  • Customer Chaos System – From confused to aggressive, every interaction adds pressure

  • Hands-On Task Management – Print, refill, sort, and scramble to keep up

  • Escalating Difficulty – Success makes your job harder, not easier

  • Satirical Tone – A not-so-loving tribute to terrible jobs and worse management

  • 90’s Mall Vibe – Analog machines, clunky systems, no hand-holding

How Long Can You Last?

There are no perfect runs—only better ones.

Push for that 5-star review…
or watch it slip away one angry customer at a time.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some minor sprites were AI-generated by the developer and then manually edited.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Dual-core Intel or AMD CPU @ 2.0+ GHz
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 700+ series, AMD Radeon HD 7000 series, or integrated Intel HD 4000
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Quad-core or higher (e.g., Intel Core i5/i7 or AMD Ryzen 5/7)
    • Memory: 16 MB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 / RTX 2060 / 3060 / 4060 or better.
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 20 GB available space
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