Welcome to Blurry Shopping, a game about getting hopelessly lost between endless aisles, buzzing fluorescent lights, and products that all look exactly the same (because for you, they do). You’re a broke guy with absurdly bad eyesight. No glasses. No contacts. Not even a helpful optician nearby.

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About This Game

You thought going to the supermarket was easy? Yeah… no.

Welcome to Blurry Shopping, a game about getting hopelessly lost between endless aisles, buzzing fluorescent lights, and products that all look exactly the same (because for you, they do).

You’re a broke guy with absurdly bad eyesight. No glasses. No contacts. Not even a helpful optician nearby.

Your goal is simple: find the exit.

What stands in your way? Blurry vision, confusing layouts, and a supermarket that seems to actively dislike you.

· 20 levels, each more ridiculous than the previous one

· Aisles that seems to be engineered by a caveman

· Shopping carts that refuse to behave

· Situations so dumb they somehow make sense (yes, jumping ramps inside a supermarket makes sense)

This isn’t just about leaving, it’s about enduring the most cursed supermarket ever designed. Slam carts at full speed, avoid lethal special offers, and find out what really waits at the end of the frozen aisle.

It looks like a quick shopping trip, but you’ll end up stressed, confused, and questioning your life choices.

Only a few will find the exit.

The rest will give up somewhere near the snacks.

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7
    • Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 1600 / Intel Core i5-8400
    • Memory: 8192 MB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 6GB / AMD RX 580
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 600 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: AMD Ryzen 7 3700X / Intel Core i7-9700K
    • Memory: 16384 MB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA RTX 3060 / AMD RX 6700 XT
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 20.04 LTS / SteamOS 3.0
    • Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 1600 / Intel Core i5-8400
    • Memory: 8192 MB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 6GB / AMD RX 580
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 700 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 22.04 LTS / SteamOS 3.5
    • Processor: AMD Ryzen 7 3700X / Intel Core i7-9700K
    • Memory: 16384 MB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA RTX 3060 / AMD RX 6700 XT
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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