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Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Contains exactly 1, large penis. Which gets fapped. A lot.

About This Game

Welcome to the ultimate simulation of terminal online addiction. You start with nothing but a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a dream: to turn your biological output into a global economic superpower.

Gooner Simulator is an idle clicker game that asks the question: "How far is too far?" and then sprints past that line screaming.

THE GRINDSET

Life is simple. You jerk, you produce, you sell.
Master the art of the One-Handed Playstyle. Use your fluids to fund your operation. Upgrade your grip strength. Optimize your friction coefficients. Turn your bedroom into a high-efficiency factory of filth.

BUILD THE ULTIMATE CAVE

Start with a crusty sock. End with an industrial-grade bio-hazard facility.

• The Tech: Upgrade from a single crappy phone to a wall of monitors. Watch content to generate Shame, the currency of the depraved.

• The Dark Web: Spend your Shame to unlock forbidden upgrades, illicit "used" toys, and shady biological experiments.

• The Logistics: You can't store it all in a jar forever. Install kegs, drums, and industrial silos to manage your liquid assets.

KEY FEATURES:

• High-Velocity Clicking Action: Risk it all and test the structural integrity of your mouse.

• Biological Tycoon: Manage a supply chain of jars, vats, and living experiments.

• Risk & Reward: Answer "Sketchy Calls" on your burner phone to buy black-market items that boost performance (until they break).

Warning: This game contains big dicks, buckets of cum, and levels of depravity that may void your soul’s warranty. Shower immediately after playing.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

The developer of this game understands that AI is a valuable tool that can be applied to many stages of game production and uses them appropriately!