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Contains exactly 1, large penis. Which gets fapped. A lot.

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Welcome to the ultimate simulation of terminal online addiction. You start with nothing but a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a dream: to turn your biological output into a global economic superpower.

Gooner Simulator is an idle clicker game that asks the question: "How far is too far?" and then sprints past that line screaming.

THE GRINDSET

Life is simple. You jerk, you produce, you sell.
Master the art of the One-Handed Playstyle. Use your fluids to fund your operation. Upgrade your grip strength. Optimize your friction coefficients. Turn your bedroom into a high-efficiency factory of filth.

BUILD THE ULTIMATE CAVE

Start with a crusty sock. End with an industrial-grade bio-hazard facility.

• The Tech: Upgrade from a single crappy phone to a wall of monitors. Watch content to generate Shame, the currency of the depraved.

• The Dark Web: Spend your Shame to unlock forbidden upgrades, illicit "used" toys, and shady biological experiments.

• The Logistics: You can't store it all in a jar forever. Install kegs, drums, and industrial silos to manage your liquid assets.

KEY FEATURES:

• High-Velocity Clicking Action: Risk it all and test the structural integrity of your mouse.

• Biological Tycoon: Manage a supply chain of jars, vats, and living experiments.

• Risk & Reward: Answer "Sketchy Calls" on your burner phone to buy black-market items that boost performance (until they break).

Warning: This game contains big dicks, buckets of cum, and levels of depravity that may void your soul’s warranty. Shower immediately after playing.

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The developer of this game understands that AI is a valuable tool that can be applied to many stages of game production and uses them appropriately!