How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Kill Line
A darkly humorous roguelike card game about a regular office worker learning to accept the Kill Line. Build your deck and calculate risk between rent, healthcare, and work—see how far the system allows you to go. Failure isn’t an accident. It’s part of the rules. Now you can finally see it.

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About This Game

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Kill Line

In a world that looks stable but has very little room for error,
a single mistake can trigger a chain reaction you can’t undo.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Kill Line is a darkly humorous roguelike card game that turns everyday survival pressure into numbers, systems, and clearly labeled risks.

You play as a regular office worker.
You have a job. You have bills. Everything seems fine—
until the system starts calculating.

The Kill Line

In this world, everyone has a Kill Line.
When your stats cross it, the game ends.

There are no surprise failures.
No hidden rules.
The system tells you exactly what’s at stake—and then waits for your decision.

You might choose to:

  • Refuse the ambulance: block immediate damage, increase future risk

  • Live in your car: avoid rent, accumulate long-term penalties

  • Recycle resources: extract value from an already bad situation

These choices aren’t irrational.
They’re simply the options the system allows.

Core Features

  • Roguelike Card Combat
    Build your deck and balance short-term safety against long-term collapse
    Every card clearly states its cost—just not when it will be paid

  • Kill Line Mechanics
    As your stats approach the threshold, the game enters a high-risk state
    Face landlords, hospitals, employers—and their perfectly consistent logic

  • Multiple Endings
    From graceful failure to full adaptation
    Some endings feel like losing, others feel like completing the process correctly

  • Meta-Narrative Commentary
    A system voice guides you with dry observations and occasional fourth-wall breaks
    It doesn’t hate you—it just trusts the math

Tone & Style

  • Dark humor without attacking the player

  • Satire aimed at systems, not individuals

  • Pixel / low-poly visuals

  • MMO-style UI with health bars, warnings, and very honest thresholds

When a system has no margin for error,
the question isn’t whether you can win—
but whether you’ll keep pretending this isn’t the calculation screen.

Welcome to the Kill Line.
It’s been there the whole time.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows 7 64-bit or higher
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics (Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalent)
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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