Planned Release Date: Q1 2026

About This Game

A Legacy to Uphold

When the original Beretta Mondatta came out in 2015, it was only a moderate success among dedicated players of English-language visual novels. Today, all that has changed: No one plays Beretta Mondatta anymore.

It might seem like a foolish idea to remake a game that has made negative money in 10+ years of existence, but then, it was probably a foolish idea to make the game in the first place.

An Epic Tale

When Beretta Mondatta learns that her boyfriend, Rodrigo, is cheating on her, she decapitates him with her bare hands. What happens next is up to you. You can make Beretta wrestle with the guilt of her actions (kind of), or you can just act like nothing's wrong and try to meet a new partner. 

Romanceable character types include MILF, GFILF, lesbian, and blue. No sexual content — sorry/you're welcome.

The Ideal Way to Play

The biggest update for A Very Foolish Remaster of Beretta Mondatta is that now you have to pay me money for a game that used to be free.

I have also updated the game to a higher resolution. Any errors you encounter as a result of this are a meta-commentary on sloppy remake culture and not my fault.

New Features

*New animations! (Not all of them, most of them are still old and bad.)

*Better sounds and music! (But again, mostly just the old sounds.)

*Improved flow of text (This is legitimately the reason to buy this version—it used to be super slow and broken.)

*Secrets!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Features profanity, alcohol, and brief moments of bloody cartoon violence.