"20 mins to the meeting, or you’re DEAD BEFORE WORK!" It's Archie's unluckiest day. From broken alarms to a city that’s literally out to get him. Sprint through physics-based chaos, dodge cosmic-level bad luck, and rack up GAG POINTS. Can you survive the world’s most lethal commute?

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About This Game

"Today, the Entire World is Your Murderer."

Welcome to the absolute worst day in the life of Archie L. Dice. A broken alarm clock was just the opening act. Now, Archie must face a city that has transformed into a massive, lethal Rube Goldberg machine—where even the laws of physics are conspiring to ensure his failure.

20 minutes to the meeting. It’s a sprint against a meticulously designed gauntlet of "Accidental Malice." Falling AC units, rogue taxis, and erupting manholes aren’t just obstacles; they are part of a grand, absurd chain reaction designed to physically dismantle poor Archie.

【Key Features】

  • "The Commute" Where Physics Goes Rogue: Navigate a beautiful yet absurd city where every step triggers a new chain of misfortune. In this world, "unlucky" is an understatement.

  • Ragdoll Physics Meets Fatal Beauty: Powered by Unity 6’s HDRP, witness hilariously brutal ragdoll deaths with cinematic clarity. Rack up "GAG POINTS" based on your spectacular (and unlucky) impacts. Misfortune has never looked this good!

  • Turn Your Agony into Gold: Your spectacular fails are an investment. Use your earned rewards to unlock ridiculous outfits for Archie and powerful traps for the upcoming Create Mode.

  • Survive the Ultimate Chain Reaction: Can you overcome the world's most elaborate Rube Goldberg machine and reach the boardroom before you're DEAD BEFORE WORK?

"The world is out to get you. Will you reach the office, or become part of the pavement?" Wishlist now and join the first "33 Legends" of Pozzanghera 33!








Note: The game currently supports English only. Other languages are for the store description and future consideration!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-4170 or AMD FX-8300 or higher
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DX11 Compatible GeForce 760 or AMD
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DX11 compatible
    • Additional Notes: Targeting 720p, Low-Medium settings.
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-9400F / Ryzen 5 3600
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DX11 Compatible NVIDIA GTX 1070 / RTX 2060 / Radeon RX 5700(6〜8GB VRAM)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DX11 compatible
    • Additional Notes: Targeting 1080p, 60 FPS, Medium-High settings.
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