When vending machines spit bricks, benches fly, and meat starts talking, someone has to clean things up. That's your job. You're an agent of the Bureau of Absurd Control.
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The developers of this game intend to release as a work in progress, developing with the feedback of players.

Note: Games in Early Access are not complete and may or may not change further. If you are not excited to play this game in its current state, then you should wait to see if the game progresses further in development. Learn more

What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“We’re launching NO LOGIC INC. in Early Access to grow the game together with the community. Absurdity is unpredictable - and we want players to help decide where the nonsense goes next. Your feedback will guide what to expand, change, or throw straight into the garbage”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“We expect to stay in Early Access for a few months, depending on feedback and development speed”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

    We plan to:
  • New levels with fresh absurd scenarios
  • More unique anomalies and interactions
  • Expanded absurd-o-meter functionality
  • Quality-of-life improvements, bug fixes, and performance tuning
  • Possibly even more weird jokes, if players can handle them

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The Early Access version includes the first fully playable level, featuring the complete core gameplay loop: exploring, detecting absurdities, interacting with anomalies, and finishing the level. It’s a polished slice of the overall tone and style we want to build on”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“We do not plan to change the price after Early Access ends. The game is intentionally low-priced and meant to deliver a short, weird experience”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“We’ll be actively reading player feedback on the Steam forums and social media. Reactions - whether laughter, confusion, or “what did I just play?” - will help us decide what direction to take the absurdity next”
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Planned Release Date: Jun 20, 2025

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About This Game

NO LOGIC INC.

The vending machine spits bricks.
The meat whispers.
The bench is watching.

And you still think this is normal?

You’re an agent of the Bureau of Absurd Control.

Your mission: bring order to a world that has clearly decided

logic is obsolete.

Welcome to a place where:

🧱 Vending machines launch bricks.

🍖 Meat says things you’d rather not hear.

🪑 Benches take flight the moment you blink.

NO LOGIC INC. is an absurd simulator of anomaly hunting —
where you’re not really fighting monsters,
you’re fighting the slow collapse of what you once called "normal."

💀 Objective: Hunt and neutralize anomalies before they destroy the park —

and your sanity along with it.

🤡 It’s short, strange, and painfully familiar in all the wrong ways.

If you’ve ever argued with a microwave —

this is where you belong.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Game voice acting and "absurdometer" image

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows
    • Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 3600 | Intel i3-10100
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 6GB +
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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