Cook or be cooked! In this cosmic deck-building roguelike, ingredients crash, merge, and react in chaotic ways. As the witch chef of Stewpendous Spoons, craft the perfect stew, master strategic combos, and satisfy bizarre patrons—before you end up in the cauldron yourself!
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About This Game

A Cosmic Culinary Adventure Begins!

The fate of the universe—and its flavors—rests in your hands!

You are the one and only witch chef of Stewpendous Spoons, a intergalactic restaurant like no other. Standing before the legendary Cosmic Cauldron, your mission is to serve the most delectable stews to a host of bizarre extraterrestrial patrons. But beware—failure is not an option. If your dishes don’t satisfy... you might just become the next ingredient!

Features

  • 🔥 Deck-Building Roguelike Cooking System

    Each dish is a high-stakes gamble! With 20 different ingredients dropping into the cauldron every run, watch them collide and combine in unexpected ways to rack up points. Every cooking session introduces new ingredients, pushing you to build a strategic deck and create powerful synergies.

  • 🌌 Cosmic Cooking Challenges

    Brace yourself for an intergalactic kitchen frenzy! The ingredients won’t just sit still—they’ll tumble, crash, and react in chaotic ways. Hit the target score quickly to earn bonus rewards like Cauldron Expansions and powerful Cosmic Relics that enhance your cooking prowess.

  • 🧙‍♀️ A Whimsical Witch’s Tale

    Your restaurant attracts customers from the farthest corners of the universe—eldritch beings with impossible demands and unrelenting appetites. If you fail to meet their expectations... well, let’s just say the consequences are cosmic-scale catastrophes.

  • ✨ Charming 2D Cosmic Pixel Art

    Immerse yourself in a hand-drawn pixel-art world that’s both cute and mysterious! Every detail, from animated ingredients to enchanting space backgrounds, brings your cosmic kitchen to life.

Gameplay Highlights

  • 🍲 Ingredient Drop & Interaction

    Ingredients fall randomly into the cauldron, bouncing, merging, and triggering unpredictable reactions. Adapt on the fly, strategize your deck, and make every dish a masterpiece.

  • 🍽️ Strategic Deck-Building

    Collect ingredients and craft your unique deck. With a vast array of ingredient types and properties, experimenting with different combinations is key to achieving high scores and mastering the art of cosmic cuisine.

  • 🏆 Rewards & Upgrades

    Meet your goals to unlock cauldron upgrades and rare relics that amplify ingredient interactions. Discover faster, more efficient ways to cook and dominate the interstellar culinary scene!

Are you ready to cook up the universe’s most legendary stew? 🌠🔥

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: x64 architecture with SSE2 instruction set support
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with DirectX 10, 11, or 12 support
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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