About This Game

              The aliens are here, but only for the penguins.  Since penguins are the most bestest and also the most smartest and most handsomest species on Earth, only the penguins are to be saved, as is decreed by the universal emperor, Harambe.  Harambe has gifted the Earth penguins with an opportunity: A machine that is capable of opening hecking wormholes in space-time so the penguins can migrate to a new, more better world before the Earth is destroyed by the dumb Hoomans and their robot creations. This machine can only open the door. A single penguin must be chosen to walk through and prove itself worthy of the species' continued existence. If the penguin manages to escape the Purrgatory, all Earth penguins will be granted safe passage. If the chosen one fails, the penguins will remain on their doomed planet without ice cream and without hope. So the penguins must send one who is small, slippery and crazy enough to dunk themselves down that tube and out into the multiverse. Who else could be up to the task other than the distinguished and frankly, very handsome Sgt. Mac & Cheese Flipperman: An expert ice blaster and all-around solid dude. If Mac can't do it, nobody can.