YOU CANNOT ESCAPE - I made sure of that. Solve puzzles, gather clues, don’t crawl into ventilation shafts, and realize how trapped you are in this comedy-horror escape room, my magnum opus.
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About This Game

Escapen’t is my magnum opus.

The perfect escape room.

You will never escape it because there is no escape. It is essentially the only escape room you will ever need to play, because you can practically play it forever without getting anywhere.

You are welcome to try to get out, however. That'll be entertaining!

Exactly 1 (and only 1) Escape Room with Endless Puzzles

In my perfect escape room, you will find endless entertainment with my puzzles of never-ending head-scratching delight. You can pick up and interact with almost anything you see, but please don’t touch the spiders.

Fully voice-acted

You will not be alone. I will guide you through the puzzles (and solve the ones you can’t, which is to be expected). If you hear any other voices, then it must be something with your head and not someone in the walls. Just keep trying to solve my perfect puzzles.

Over 50 unique spiders

These little pests are everywhere. It’s impossible to keep such bugs out. If you happen to see a spider, feel free to squash it. Don’t pick them up and talk to them!

Free coffee

Drink all the coffee you want with the new Instabrew 200 by IKANT. You will need it. And if you find any of my cups and mugs, please get them for me!

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Dual-core Intel or AMD processor, 2.5 GHz or faster
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia 750

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