Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
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Overwhelmingly Positive (1,297) - 97% of the 1,297 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Overwhelmingly Positive (90,407) - 96% of the 90,407 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Apr 14, 2003
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Recommended
By MEME*POLICE March 31, 2016

“Great game with poor graphics. 11/10 for the best functions in the entire game- using cats as silencers and pissing on people.”

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Workshop and Controller Support



Update Notes

Updates since release on Steam in 2013

Added

  • Full controller support
  • Steam Workshop integration
  • Many features to the POSTed SDK that make creating workshop content easier
  • The ability to play all seven days of POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse weekend in one playthrough
  • Apocalypse weekend’s dismemberment feature to the entire seven days
  • Twelve new weapons courtesy of the Eternal Damnation mod
  • Greater variation in NPC and Zombies. They have a bigger variety of voices, more animations and improved interactions with each other and The Dude
  • 68 Steam Achievement
  • Improved widescreen compatibility, including tripled headed setups
  • FoV slider,Triple Buffering and V-sync to the video options
  • Footstep sounds that change on different surface types
  • Holiday events for St Patrick's day, Valentine’s day, Easter and Halloween
  • Much, much more!

Fixed

  • Thousands of minor mapping and code issues, and a few not so minor
  • Various crashes could occur when dismembering NPCs
  • Massive framerate drops when any fluid type collided with physics objects and exploding cars
  • Exploding cars using incorrect collision
  • And so much more!

About This Game



Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?

Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Key Features

  • Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
  • One large non-linear world.
  • Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
  • Interact with Non-Player Characters
  • Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!
  • Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

POSTAL 2 contains Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Mature Humor, Sexual Themes, and Use of Drugs and Alcohol.

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS *:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
    • Memory:128 MB RAM
    • Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
    • DirectX®:8.0
    • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
    Recommended:
    • OS *:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor:1.2GHz
    • Memory:384 MB RAM
    • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
    • DirectX®:8.0
    • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS:SteamOS and Ubuntu 12+
    • Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
    • Memory:128 MB RAM
    • Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
    • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
    Recommended:
    • OS:SteamOS and Ubuntu 12+
    • Processor:1.2GHz
    • Memory:384 MB RAM
    • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
    • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
    • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

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