About This Game

goblinAmerica is a fast-moded gun-style game set in a low-level gunkjuiced America.



You are a solar goblin. The details aren't important right now. The Yellow Sun needs you to protect the U.S. presidents by becoming each of them at their moment of greatest endangerment or embarrassment. You need to set history right by equipping a gun and then firing it at the agents of Bedlam. The Verminstar wants to return all of solar existence to the teeming swamp of Bedlam. Again, you don't need to worry about that right now. If you do your job very quickly you will get precious medals.



Change the goblin universe. Play as goblin Presidents across 10 non-secret levels (and some secret levels to boot). Multiple routes, paths, and twisty little passageways snake through every single one. Rewrite the course of goblin history and alter the goblin future. Fend off assassins, avoid presidential scandals, or just push back on an uncaring world. goblinAmerica asks: What if Presidents were able to defend themselves?

Rip back the walls. The faster you go, the further you’ll get. Use occult movement technology and your little goblin leggies to find secret areas and shortcuts. Earn shinier and more precious medals for beating your previous times. Use those medals to enter forbidden places. Find your way behind the walls. Trespass, intrude, delight.

Carve a path. A startling arrangement of remarkable weapons. A robust inventory system. Put a harpoon gun in your hand. Equip total confidence in your thought slot. Put bigger feet on your feet. Use consumables at a bad time and then regret doing so for the rest of your life. Never stop dreaming.

Shine a light. Go underground. Steal from mummified corpses of old rebels. Chat up the locals. Go on the computer. Slip out from the Yellow Sun’s watchful eye. Study presolar history. Start to put the pieces together. You were made to be a weapon. What kind of weapon will you be?

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The game contains stylized and cartoonish gun violence and occasional swear words.