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Chop Goblins

The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And the chop will not stop.

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Very Positive (37) - 97% of the 37 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.

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Overwhelmingly Positive (2,300) - 98% of the 2,300 user reviews for this game are positive.

Release Date:

Dec 12, 2022

Developer:

David Szymanski

Publisher:

David Szymanski

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	Interface	Full Audio	Subtitles
English	✔	✔

Includes 13 Steam Achievements

True Gentleman

Goblin Mode

Die by the Sword

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Title: Chop Goblins
Genre: Action, Indie

Developer: David Szymanski

Publisher: David Szymanski

Franchise: David Szymanski

Release Date: Dec 12, 2022

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“Like a well-worn VHS copy of a favorite late night B-movie, Chop Goblins is something I’ll return to anytime I need a quick experience that puts a smile on my face.”
4/5 – Bloody Disgusting

“Go play the recently released Chop Goblins, one of the year’s coolest little gems on Steam.”
Kotaku

About This Game

You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS.

Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.

And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!

Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.

FEATURES

A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler
5 levels set in different time periods
5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun
An assortment of different enemies and minibosses
Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability

System Requirements

Minimum:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11
Processor: x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support.
Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable.
DirectX: Version 10
Sound Card: Built in

Recommended:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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