The Definitive Political Debating Simulator. A wacky third-person multiplayer arena shooter inspired by Countryball memes - a game encouraging you to smash balls until someone finishes victoriously.
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Winter 2020

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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“The game is playable and has some content, but not enough to be called a full release, yet! We plan to continue adding free content like maps, modes, silly skills and weapons until ready to release fully.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“Approximately 12-24 Months”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“More maps, more modes, more weapons, more balls, more memes!”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“Advanced playable prototype in which you can play multiplayer with other players!

For details see the "About This" section in the store/”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“We plan to slightly increase the price of the product to reflect the extra content created for the completed game. However it is always going to be cheap as chips!

A finalised price will be decided once a more rounded and filled product has been completed.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“Make the memes of their dreams - in combat form.

Email us and we will see what we can do to add/change content as we go. As updates are made we will communicate through the News system of the title, and hopefully get a forum!”
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“Seriously, just such a great game, who wouldn't want to shoot other players in the balls?”
69 – Totally Legitimate Reviewer

“Why are you wasting your time on this project, honey. Why don't you study like your brother”
10 Stars – My Mum


Countryballs: Modern Ballfare is a satirical third-person online-multiplayer shooter. It pits Countryball against Countryball to find the answer to a single question: 'Which country really has the biggest balls?'

About This Game

Blends big bullets, bigger balls, and the biggest bats, with absurd abilities, crude customisations, and mediocre memes into what is surely the most modern and accurate representation of warfare ever depicted.

Current Features:

  • Some Unfinished Maps - Three maps primed and ready to go, with more in the works. Battle over a bunker, wage war in the woodlands, or raise hell on the rooftops!
  • Several Whole Weapons - We've got your machine guns, your rocket launchers, the fan favourite noobtube, we talking raygun, a giant finger, a throwable trashcan, you name it and we will probably add it.
  • Cheap & Free SFX - Literally mashed up free and paid audio asset packs to get something that feels juuuuuust alright.
  • Absurd Abilities - Just a mix of weird and wonderful perks that are mostly helpful most of the time. Fart your way to safety, or build Trump's wall.
  • Tart Up Your Balls - With so many Countryballs to choose from, represent your corner of this flat earth in a style that suits you, or offends everyone else.
  • Award Winning Music - Somehow convinced an award-winning composer to make the theme track, still no idea how or why, but we are grateful anyway!
  • Mostly Finished Menus - I mean, they work, you can navigate and play the game, what more do you want?
  • Designed by Talentless Hacks - This means we have tried to make it balanced, with consideration, and purpose. But we don't know what we are doing so you can be the judge of that. Who knows maybe feedback and we can learn too.
  • 101% Pay to Win! None of That Loot Box Shit Tho - but if you pay into our offshore bank account, you'll get instant win abilities and big bonus balls.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Comic Violence, Cartoon Blood, Crude Language

System Requirements

    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: TBC
    • Processor: TBC
    • Memory: TBC MB RAM
    • Graphics: TBC
    • Storage: TBC MB available space
    • Sound Card: TBC
    • Additional Notes: TBC
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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