The Definitive Political Debating Simulator. A wacky third-person multiplayer arena shooter inspired by Countryball memes - a game encouraging you to smash each others balls until someone finishes victoriously. Now includes an online co-op zombie mode!
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Very Positive (61) - 93% of the 61 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Jun 11, 2021

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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“The game is playable and has some content, but not enough to be called a full release, yet! We plan to continue adding free content like maps, modes, silly skills and weapons until ready to release fully.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“Approximately 12-24 Months”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“More maps, more modes, more weapons, more balls, more memes!”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“Advanced playable prototype in which you can play multiplayer with other players!

For details see the "About This" section in the store/”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“We plan to slightly increase the price of the product to reflect the extra content created for the completed game. However it is always going to be cheap as chips!

A finalised price will be decided once a more rounded and filled product has been completed.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“Make the memes of their dreams - in combat form.

Email us and we will see what we can do to add/change content as we go. As updates are made we will communicate through the News system of the title, and hopefully get a forum!”
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“Seriously, just such a great game, who wouldn't want to shoot other players in the balls?”
69 – Totally Legitimate Reviewer

“Why are you wasting your time on this project, honey. Why don't you study like your brother”
10 Stars – My Mum


Countryballs: Modern Ballfare is a satirical third-person online-multiplayer shooter. It pits Countryball against Countryball to find the answer to a single question: 'Which country really has the biggest balls?'

About This Game

Blends big bullets, bigger balls, and the biggest bats, with absurd abilities, crude customisations, and mediocre memes into what is surely the most modern and accurate representation of warfare ever depicted.

  • Some Unfinished Maps - Three maps primed and ready to go, with more in the works. Battle over a bunker, wage war in the woodlands, or raise hell on the rooftops!
  • Several Whole Weapons - We've got your machine guns, your rocket launchers, the fan favourite noobtube, we talking raygun, a giant finger, a throwable trashcan, you name it and we will probably add it.
  • Cheap & Free SFX - Literally mashed up free and paid audio asset packs to get something that feels juuuuuust alright.
  • Absurd Abilities - Just a mix of weird and wonderful perks that are mostly helpful most of the time. Fart your way to safety, or build Trump's wall.
  • Tart Up Your Balls - With so many Countryballs to choose from, represent your corner of this flat earth in a style that suits you, or offends everyone else.
  • Award Winning Music - Somehow convinced an award-winning composer to make the theme track, still no idea how or why, but we are grateful anyway!
  • Mostly Finished Menus - I mean, they work, you can navigate and play the game, what more do you want?
  • Designed by Talentless Hacks - This means we have tried to make it balanced, with consideration, and purpose. But we don't know what we are doing so you can be the judge of that. Who knows, maybe feed back to us and we can learn too.
  • Patent Pending Dumb Bots - So if there is anyone else just like us that definitely totally absolutely has friends to play with then this would be of no interest to you!!
  • 101% Pay to Win! None of That Loot Box Shit Tho - Pay for the game and win at life!
  • Aaaaaaand now introducing Online Co-Op Zombie Mode - Die alone or with friends against unrelenting undead hordes whilst you explore, upgrade weapons and get stomped by bosses!

Or are they ball shots... Either way, our ground-breaking technology guarantees your precision. It might even be the only shooter out there that can promise you score headshots every time. You'll feel so talented! Go you!

Does jetpacking across a map, throwing poop in someone’s face, and then attend a disco sound appealing to you? With batshit abilities like this you'll have a blast frustrating your enemies whilst being frustrated by them! Fair AND exciting!

Need I say more? Probably not, but I will because it's my job. Smash the Piñata and unlock accessories for balls. Show your balls off to impress your friends and enemies alike.

This game is still in development and there are plenty of weird and wonderful additions we would like to make! If you have any thoughts or ideas you'd like to see make it into the game, send us messages and maybe we won't ignore them.

Because why not spam us with ball pics and feature requests directly day and night? We can't blame you, we did it to ourselves!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Comic Violence, Cartoon Blood, Crude Language

System Requirements

    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: i5
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 960 / AMD R9 280
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: i7
    • Memory: 12 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 6GB / AMD Radeon RX 580
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes

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