Mount and Blade: Warband is great. But King Harlaus is literally the worst piece of human refuse in existence
King Harlaus: Come to my feast at Praven!
Me: But Praven's under siege, shouldn't we be marshalling an army or someth-
King Harlaus: Who's the king here?
King Harlaus: That's right. Now you be sure to read all the poetry you can to all the lord's daughters. ♥♥♥♥♥es love poetry.
Me: I took back Dhirim all by myself, so I was wondering if I could maybe get it as a fief?
King Harlaus: I will certainly support your claim!
(Practically ever lord supports me)
(King Harlaus takes it for himself)
(I get Peshmir, a poor ♥♥♥ village)
King Harlaus: Here, have the town of Curaw!
Me: Oh my god, really?
King Harlaus: Of course, for your valiant service (AlsodidIforgettomentionthevaegirsarelayingsiegetoitandyouhavenogarrison?)
King Harlaus is a piece of ♥♥♥♥.
Swadia man, never pick Swadia.