Fast paced, first person adventure aboard Noah's ark!
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Very Positive (314 reviews) - 89% of the 314 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Jan 1, 1995

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July 30

Wisdom Tree Kickstarter Campaign

Hey Guys!

For those of you that have not heard, We have co-launched a Kickstarter with Wisdom Tree for a new Plug and Play console that will feature the collection of 8 bit Wisdom Tree games.

However, along the Rewards, you will be able to find PC versions both Digital and Physical for other Wisdom Tree games like Spiritual Warfare, Bible Adventures and Exodus!!

There are Special Big Box PC editions for Super 3D Noah's Ark and The Wisdom Tree Collection! They will come in a big box cardboard box along with the Physical CD version of the games!

If you are a collector of PC games please support the Kickstarter! Every bit of support helps!

Here is the link:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1549719931/the-arkade-a-classic-christian-video-game-plug-and

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About This Game

It's been a long journey. In just a few days, the ark doors will open and Noah, his family & the animals will be back on dry land. But the animals have become a bit restless and are out of their cages. Camels, giraffes, monkeys, kangaroos and more are wandering throughout the corridors of the ark. As Noah, it's your job to regain order & get the animals to sleep until you leave the ark. Your only tool to accomplish this is the food you brought aboard the ark. Can it be done? You bet! But how?
  • 30 original levels.
  • 6 feeders and 11 animal varieties.
  • Fully featured in game map.
  • Fully textured mapped environments.
  • Fast moving adventure for all ages!

20th Anniversary Edition

  • Runs natively on modern operating systems.
  • High resolution rendering.
  • Improved, modern style controls.
  • Option to play with SNES scale feeders.
  • Steam Achievements and Cloud save.
  • Digitial manual with quiz guide.
  • Includes original DOS port.
  • DRM Free!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP or later
    • Processor: Pentium 4, Athlon 64 or later
    • Memory: 256 MB RAM
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Game is software rendered. High single core performance needed for higher resolutions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 or later
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 or later
    • Memory: 256 MB RAM
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Game is software rendered. High single core performance needed for higher resolutions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS or later
    • Processor: Pentium 4, Athlon 64 or later
    • Memory: 256 MB RAM
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Game is software rendered. High single core performance needed for higher resolutions.
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Overall:
Very Positive (314 reviews)
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Blarp Marp
5.5 hrs
Posted: August 18
Rating: Straight/Compton
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kijib
5.1 hrs
Posted: August 16
this game validated my atheism
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♠Gnimoh☭
1.3 hrs
Posted: August 14
Everytime I play this game
It forces me to answer questions in the bible
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO READ THE BIBLE I'M NOT A CHRISTIAN!

BEGONE! THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
THIS GAME IS JUDGING MY EVERY MOVES
GOD IS WATCHING ME
I'M A SAINT FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS

Eve was not the first woman on earth
Lillith was.

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Ѕkoopy
6.9 hrs
Posted: August 12
God is great!

In this action packed feed-em-up you play as Noah, and you must calm your animals, not with violence, but with care!
This game is great for the kids! 5/5 stars!

Remember to stay in school, don't do drugs, and don't legalize gay marriage! You're CRAZY if you think two men can love eachother!

God bless!
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ChubbyCloud
5.7 hrs
Posted: August 11
Gameplay 10/10
Graphics 10/10
Soundtrack 50/10
Story 10/10
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tqwert14
5.6 hrs
Posted: July 29
I've got no interest in playing the real Castle Wolfenstein in 2016 much less a lame ripoff.
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Yasuo
0.2 hrs
Posted: July 21
I streamed this game to let the world know how great of a game this is. I instantly went to the hardest difficulty and got spawn camped by ostriches, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and horses. Needless to say, I got violated and finally felt the experiences Noah went through herding all the animals into the damn boat. My friend committed suicide after the stream was done. 10/10
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What If?
0.2 hrs
Posted: July 19
This game contains the hardest projectile-based camel boss fight I've ever experienced.

10/10, would use a slingshot to fire narcolepsy-inducing fruit directly into animals' faces again.
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Tonybot
0.2 hrs
Posted: July 17
this is the best ♥♥♥♥ing horror game i have ever played
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Smashmellow
0.7 hrs
Posted: July 14
Surprisingly fun, highly recommend for Wolfenstein 3D fans who are curious or Christians.
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14 of 25 people (56%) found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
God is great!

In this action packed feed-em-up you play as Noah, and you must calm your animals, not with violence, but with care!
This game is great for the kids! 5/5 stars!

Remember to stay in school, don't do drugs, and don't legalize gay marriage! You're CRAZY if you think two men can love eachother!

God bless!
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5 of 10 people (50%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
5.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 11
Gameplay 10/10
Graphics 10/10
Soundtrack 50/10
Story 10/10
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1,112 of 1,356 people (82%) found this review helpful
1,664 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 23, 2015
10/10 commandments.
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1,305 of 1,602 people (81%) found this review helpful
1,849 people found this review funny
Recommended
32.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 29, 2015
I ALT+TABBED out of the game and accidently left it running in the background.
I now have 33 hours in it, and my computer has converted to Christianity and is constantly judging me.
Send help.
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565 of 679 people (83%) found this review helpful
614 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 26, 2015
Man, I cannot wait for Super Noah's Ark: The New Order
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155 of 175 people (89%) found this review helpful
179 people found this review funny
Recommended
11.9 hrs on record
Posted: December 22, 2015
More than two of each animal. Please fix this glaring inaccuracy.
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621 of 815 people (76%) found this review helpful
737 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 23, 2015
It's time to praise God and hand feed billy goats.

And I'm all outta goats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqwqpjvtkss
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479 of 633 people (76%) found this review helpful
539 people found this review funny
Recommended
9.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 23, 2015
In this game you forcefeed seeds down the throats of Nazi goat scum.
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175 of 215 people (81%) found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
Recommended
11.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 23, 2015
This is actually a really fun game. I'm having more fun with it than I originally thought I would be.

Super 3-D Noah's Ark is a labyrinth FPS from the DOS era which used and upgraded Wolfenstein 3D's engine. It added a few cool things like MIDI support and texture-mapped floors and ceilings. This version on Steam has been repolished and ported over to modern operating systems, so now there's no need to use DOSBoX to emulate it!

The quality of this port is really good. The sound quality has been bumped up significantly, it can play in 1080p with true 16:9 aspect ratio (no stretching), the mouselook feels natural and it supports mods. This release also has achievements and trading cards, which is more than what most re-releases or remakes get.

In many ways I think this game is actually better than Wolfenstein 3D. The music is better for sure and there's more enemies scattered about, which leads to more action. The level design is smart. While the levels are maze-like, I have an easier time finding my way around and not being completely lost, like I did a lot with Wolfenstein's lack of color and texture variety. So nevermind the somewhat religious theme, as the game barely even touches upon the story.

The developer of this port is a core developer of ZDoom and ECWolf, and has some involvement with the development of Zandronum. If you play Doom, you likely have already used this guy's work before. The money spent on this game supports the development of the ECWolf engine (the engine this game uses) which will be receiving updates, like online multiplayer. If you take a peak in the forums, you'll understand why this developer is so cool and why he deserves your money. After all, it's just 5 bucks! Which is the same price as Wolfenstein 3D on Steam but without all the fancy upgrades.

If you were into Wolf3D or Ken's Labyrinth, you're gonna love this. Recommended.
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120 of 143 people (84%) found this review helpful
20 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 23, 2015
Stuffing goats, deer, bears, and ostriches full of seeds until they're forced into a food coma can be a difficult job. Here are some words of god to help you get through, since the internet seems to have lost its way:

F9 -- Quickly save your progress
F10 -- Quickly load your progress

Press B, A, T all at the same time to receive helpful information from a strange unrecognized being, 'Apogee'.

Press I, L, M all at the same time to receive a full selection of feeding devices, munitions for all of them, both keys, and have your vitality restored. Your points, however, will be reset.


Press Left Alt, Left Shift, and Backspace at any time to yourself ascend to godhood, and gain full access to the world's inner workings. You can then access the following by holding Backspace and striking the corresponding key:

E - Complete level
Q - Quit
M - vertical mouse look on/off
G - God Mode, press again for god mode with no damage indicator
N - Noclip mode
S - Slow Motion
I - Items (health, ammo, score, +1 weapon)
D - FPS Counter (DarkOne)
W - Level warp
T - No target mode (Animals won't see you)
H - Hurt yourself
B - select border texture
C - display actor stats
F - display player coords
V - VBL's -- higher values create stuttering effect
O - Hide/Reveal automap
P - Screenshot
K - Give key (1 or 2)
L - Level stats
Z - Summon entity text prompt
X - Give text prompt

Now go forth, and feed those goats!

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In all seriousness, this 'review' is just to distribute cheat codes that aren't yet available elsewhere on the internet, since they differ somewhat from Wolf3D. The game is a non-violent version of Wolfenstein 3D, ported from DOS to modern OS's, with its own level pack. It's a pretty good port, too -- you can reduce the size of the weapons, use mouselook, adjust audio sliders separately and render at weird resolutions like 3840x2400. It's worth a few bucks!
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