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Very Positive (36,014 reviews) - 88% of the 36,014 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2014

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January 14

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY

Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

Coffee Stain Studios

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December 4, 2015

Super Secret Teaser is out!

New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator
Right when you thought enough was enough,
Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough
We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old
But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold
Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain
This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train

Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw

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About This Game

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.


Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

System Requirements

Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Helpful customer reviews
350 of 456 people (77%) found this review helpful
301 people found this review funny
12.7 hrs on record
Posted: January 1
By far the most favorite Steam game of my 7 yrs old son.
And I've no idea why :(

What does this teach us?
- we're getting older all the time.
- your offspring may differ from you.
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101 of 123 people (82%) found this review helpful
118 people found this review funny
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: January 8
Here you are once more, on the Goat Simulator page on Steam. No... no, don't leave yet. Stay awhile -- relax a bit, have some tea. Chamomile perhaps? It was always a favorite of mine, back in the old days in the Romanian countryside, where I grew to manhood alongside Scruffles, my pet bear. Scruffles was a gentle bear for the most part, but he was a deeply troubled soul. I could not forsee what terrible things he would do to that family. Sometimes I think back on it and wonder what more I could have done for him; wonder if there were any signs that I missed, or if I had ever been unkind to him in any way...

Oh, but I forget myself again. I apologize. Let me stoke the fire one moment.... there... now where were we? Oh yes, the game. Yes, here you are once more, perhaps after a few days, or maybe even months. You've heard whispers about it, you've seen the videos, and perhaps you even watched a friend play it. You saw it listed once, you clicked on it -- you debated on whether or not you should dip into the money you were saving for your wifes anniversary dinner. Or perhaps you scoffed, your nose held high, unwilling to part with your hard earned cash in exchange for this utter rubbish. Whatever the case, you're back here, aren't you?

Is it a Steam sale that now draws your attention? Perhaps it's always been on your list of games to buy? Or has the morbid curiosity in you reached that point of no return? Are you unable to restrain yourself from clicking that purchase button? Are you even okay?

Don't answer that last question; you ARE okay. You will be okay. Everything from now on will always be.... okay. You see it wasn't just you that brought you back here for what could possibly be the fifth time... it was Goat. You don't know Goat, except that you do. Goat has always been with you, whether you're aware of it or not. The lingering presence, the angel on your shoulder, the devil in your gut -- all of it was Goat. Goat has been with you in your dreams. Goat was with you during your SAT's. Goat was there when you stood beside the pastor and watched your beloved walk down the isle.

Goat was there. Goat was always there.

And here you are again, reading this review, wondering whether or not you should purchase Goat Simulator; wondering if it will fullfill you in ways only few other games have. Or maybe you just wonder why you're back here again, after so many other visits, trying to figure out just what it is that compells you to return. Well there are no more questions you need to ask yourself now is there? There are no more questions because suddenly the way is clear.

Goat is calling you home. From the moment you were born, Goat has been there with you, watching over you, waiting until you were worthy of the glory that lies beyond the purchase button. Every time you nearly touched it, it was Goat that slapped your hand away.... because you were not yet ready for the greatness. But Goat is calling you, and you can hear him now. Goat is waiting for you on the other side. The great beyond lies waiting for you -- it is a place of light, healing, transcendance... and whales. Lots, and lots of whales.

But above all the great beyond is that one place you've always been walking towards though you never really knew it. It's Eden. It's Valhalla. It's the Stars. It's Goat Simulator.

Come home to the great beyond. Come home to Goat.
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80 of 114 people (70%) found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
20.7 hrs on record
Posted: January 15
Game name: Goat Simulator
Reviewed by: Wolf

In Summary...
Goat Simulator is a widely popular indie game started by Coffee Stain Studios back in 2014. The overall game idea and atmosphere seems like a joke, literally, as it's littered with not only player mesh bugs but also gameplay and graphical bugs. Goat Simulator focuses around the idea of yes: being a goat. You're encouraged to cause chaos between multiple levels introduced from new updates and DLC. There is not much more to it than that, and as you can imagine, the novelty wears thin after a few hours time.

WASD - Standard movement
Mouse - Standard look
Q - Ragdoll effect
F - Slow Mo
E - "Lick"
Mouse 1 - Headbutt
Mouse 2 - Rotate in air
1 - Baaa

The game features very basic sounds, it comes with an actual soundtrack which is played throughout. It's quite fitting, entertaining, and not very annoying as some games of the same genre are. They even have a Deadmau5 track as an easter egg! (Song is called Deadgoa7)

Here's where it gets tricky. The graphics are easily very good, as well as provide some high quality personality to characters and environments. Yet, since the first DLC, GoatZ, framerates have significantly dropped. I was able to run the vanilla game maxed out at 1080p 60fps (VSync on due to screen tearing, and I like it on in single player games), and when the DLC was released my framerates dropped to below 20's (at times) and that's with resolution downscaled to 720p and all settings on low. The Payday update did phenominally better, I was able to return to 1080p 60fps. I'm hoping the game developers realize they need to test a patch before sending it out.

Game Balance:
As stated before, the game is littered with bugs. Some, although comical (player model going crazy when going up ladders) which are quite comical and non-game breaking, and some which are completely trash (recently the Payday DLC, where you're allowed to drive vehicles. The vehicles have no control whatsoever, meaning the slighest bit of air causes you to flip over at times). You're able to get stuck into almost solid object by walking into it, sometimes even glitching through it and ending up in a non-escapable invisible area. There's some missing textures, some of which are walls you can just walk right on through. (Devs, there's a line between a comical glitch and a problem, for the love of god, glitches are problems.)


Final Rating:

In Conclusion:
When on sale (even not, third party sites offer this game dirt cheap) it's quite a great title, you can have plenty of fun mucking about being a goat and baaing some chaos onto the streets. The novelty wears thin after a while, so if you're not into taking a trip of doing some repetitive tasks (some do not realize theres actual objectives to the game) then this game isn't for you. Out of the time played and the DLC's released, it offered more than plenty of enjoyable time. (Also please fix the cars).

Please feel free to follow my curation page for more recommendations. Thanks for reading!
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30 of 37 people (81%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
8.8 hrs on record
Posted: March 28
Best for coop ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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49 of 74 people (66%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: December 27, 2015
As awesome as goats are, this game is only entertaining for about a half hour. There's really no point to it, or objective. That being said, I realize I play it when I feel the need to destroy things or punch a wall or a barrel or a person. It can be very satisfying that way, so I guess it has it's uses. Still, not the best thing I've spent money on.
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