Review by: The FaZe Clan Leader -Release date: April 20, 1969
-Developers: Spigot Corporation
-Platforms: PC, OS X, Linux, Tesco Bank Machine
You what, mate?
Ayy, laugh my butt off! First off, what is this game? This isn't Call of Duty. No, son, this game is Country-Steak: Sauce and yes, it's a dank deal, mate, Tesco's finest said so.
First time playing, you're going to get mega wrecked and question yourself, ''How do I quickscope?''. If you're feeling down like the little, fedora wearing scrublord that you are, why not get your nooby butt popped with a solid, mint-condition bag of Dorito's and to cool off your edgy skills with some Mountain Dew. Don't forget to even add in that inaudible dubstep that just adds passion and flare to your gaming, euphoria-induced experience. If you repeat all of these actions, you just might have the chance to receive a FaZe clan application. Damn son, how does that sound and where'd you find this? you'll be the face of the MLG jubilee. Scrubs and hackers alike will all be wrecked by your hands, and may just in fact denote you as a cheeky Illuminati representation, or possibly even a stupid, bloody camper. as you can see, you're definitely around the corner from a notorious OpTiC application and a B&Q. by the way, check out my mate, Derrick on YouTube, if he reaches 20 subscribers, he'll do a dank giveaway. but if you don't, I'm afraid you will be eaten by the spooky scary skeletons and brought down to the depths of an Aldi's public urinal.
This game has many different servers of I don't bloody know, ducky darling. So, be sure to check them out, mate, or not, I don't give a damn. But please, do not ever lie to me about this game, if you're caught hacking, lose all your weed and fedora and get a VAC ban, it's your fault, you dirty, dragon eating little bloody fapster. And on a related note, be careful of hackers, not only are they noobs, but they will definitely steal your fresh swag and obey cap in the process.
Make sure that there are no snipers creeping behind you, so you can easily deck them in their heads, with your mighty 360 no handscope, pimp slap, as you're followed by the blinding lense flare. The mechanics, noscopes, hardscopes and of course, the precious quickscopes in this game are so amazing, that it'll leave you screaming, ''mum, get the camera!'' with joy, enthusiasm and adrenaline, as you easily hook all your opponents in their puny little gabbers. you'll be the star with inevitable saying, ''Watch this, lads.'' followed by only the kills a CoD global elite sniper could pull off. with every euphoric game that passes by, be sure to treat yourself to a quick blaze of a dank spliff, right around 4:20pm, with a small giggle, ''Good game, lads, no rematch.'' never leave it as, ''sample text.'' As it will only just make them more edgy and make thme beg for your dank rank as well as your Steam login. Bloody hackers, don't talk crap to me online, or I'll ban you, my dad works for Colgate toothpaste.
By the way, did I mention this game is great?
This was brought to you by Tesco's everyday value tomato soup, with special thanks to Kelloggs' cereal for the weed flakes to help me write this review. they're so great, mate, only 20p each.
Haha, Asda tried to bribe me to not write my reviews, what a packet of Hob-knobs.
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