Dear Everybody,

There's this one intense kid who completely refuses to follow the smallest Steam Camp rule. He won't even participate in the morning self-criticism sessions they started having this year. When he takes a break from glaring silently at the counselors long enough to say something to us, it's always about a plan to "bust out of this camp". Long story short: they made his parents come pick him up about four seconds after today's picture was taken, so I guess the plan worked. Anyway, even though archery's permanently cancelled, there's a ton of other excellent activities and prizes left, so I gotta go.

Wolverines!

Sir Roderick