Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children
From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious, boner-inducing tale of epic proportions! Embark on a journey as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world!
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January 12

Deported: Drain the Swamp now on Google Play!

Hello everyone!

Crankage Games is pleased to announce that we've released Deported: Drain the Swamp on Google Play!
We plan to release Deported 2: Build That Wall very shortly, and then we'll be porting over our other games as well!

Thank you all SO very much for the continued support! You've all been incredibly amazing and we appreciate each and every one of you!

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=games.crankage.deported&hl=en

- Crankage Games
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December 25, 2018

Happy Holidays! We now have a Patreon!

Good news everyone and Happy Holidays to all!

We've been asked for a while now if we'll ever set up a Patreon, and now we've finally got one!

If you'd like to support what we do to ensure we can continue putting out comedy games in the future, then we'd like to support you right back!

  • Want a twitter shoutout for your contribution? Sure.
  • Want to enter Giveaways on twitter? You got it.
  • Want to ask Quiver D!ck a question and have it answered in a custom comic strip posted on Patreon and Twitter, (As well as featured in an upcoming new episode of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck?) You can ask him ANYTHING you want!

But it doesn't end there! Not only do we have options for all of the above for those who choose to support us going forward, but there's ALSO the potential for your name to be listed in a link RIGHT on the title screen of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck along with your social media, channel links, or anything else you'd like people to see!

Like I said, you want to support us? Well we want to show you that we appreciate you just as much as you appreciate us!

You can find our Twitter links and Patreon below!

Happy Holidays everyone!

- Crankage Games


https://www.patreon.com/CrankageGames

https://twitter.com/CrankageGames
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About This Game

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!

Features:


  • Relaxing, streamlined linear story!
  • Constant laughs from start to finish!
  • No pointless battles! This is a pure story-driven visual novel!
  • LOADS of hidden easter eggs to find while exploring!
  • Added replayability with three awesome alternate endings for you to unlock!
  • Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere!
  • Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
  • Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
  • Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)

A Message From Crankage Games


We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.

From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!


- Crankage Games

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The mature content in this game contains:

Mature comedy.
Dark humor.
Frequent gratuitous language.
Reference to drug and alcohol use.
Graphic use of text and dialogue to describe scenes of
nudity and sexual content or references.
Offensive and vulgar themes and dialogue.

This game is not what you'd expect. This game will never be what you'd expect. Expect the unexpected, and you still won't expect what this game has to offer.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
    • Graphics: 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
    • Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible sound card

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