You Suck at Parking™ is the only racing game where your goal is to stop. Colorful yet uphill, challenge the world, and customize your ride in this ever-evolving parking simulator.
Recent Reviews:
Very Positive (26) - 100% of the 26 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
All Reviews:
Very Positive (113) - 85% of the 113 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Sep 14, 2022

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“You Suck at Parking made me really happy to be in a car crash.”
Rock Paper Shotgun

“You Suck at Parking Is the extreme parking game I never knew I needed.”

“This is the kind of sandbox gameplay design you expect from Nintendo. Put to fantastic use here.”
PC Gamer


About This Game

                             Are you drifting through life, awaiting the next stop?
                             Want to powerslide your way in to the parking spot?                     
                             Slipstreamin’, but rather be parked up and dreamin’?
                                   You Suck at Parking™ is just the game for you!

Prepare to take part in the world’s most extreme parking experience in You Suck at Parking™, the only game where your driving skills aren’t as important as your parallel parking skills. Race against the clock to yank your handbrake in over 100 wild levels with ever-increasing difficulty.


Going furiously fast to your designated parking spot whether online or solo, you will collect XP points to unlock free items in the Parking Pass, and pimp your ride!


Want to show the world your naught-to-sixty skills? Want to prove you’re really worth that number one spot? Climb the global leaderboards and prove to your friends that you truly do have the power to stop. Maybe not the world, but a car, at least.


Stuck in the rat race and want to see who would come out on top between you and your friends? Give them the hard shoulder in multiplayer, and battle to pull into podium position!


More cars?
More biomes with MORE tracks?!
More customization options?!
More, well, everything?!

You Suck At Parking™ will be an ever-growing, always-expanding, forever-changing game. Follow our socials for more information on anything we add, anything we tweak, anything that gets a change under the hood!


System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Quad Core Processor 2.4Ghz
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA 1060, AMD RX56
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 4 GB available space

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