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Toddler Simulator

Enter the world of toddlers, where anything not bolted down is ready to be destroyed.

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Mixed (27) - 62% of the 27 user reviews for this game are positive.

Release Date:

Mar 5, 2018

Developer:

JoshCorp

Publisher:

JoshCorp

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English	✔	✔
Spanish - Spain	✔
Dutch	✔
French	✔
German	✔
Portuguese - Portugal	✔
Russian	✔

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Includes 5 Steam Achievements

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Title: Toddler Simulator
Genre: Casual, Indie, Simulation

Developer: JoshCorp

Publisher: JoshCorp

Release Date: Mar 5, 2018

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About This Game

Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance.

Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.

In many cases it's important to get yourself into a silly mood (maybe get drunk first) to fully enjoy and appreciate this game. Yes really.

It's fun to customize your character - press [H] any time in game. Don't forget the accessories!

Make sure you EXPLORE! Cars are a great way to get around quickly. There are lots of areas to go to and many things to do - look out for the industrial area, the ghetto, the fire station, the park, the farm, the caravan park, and more!

Find the golden nappies - these give you an upgrade of speed, strength, or vomit distance!

You destroy stuff
Open world to explore
You can jump really high
Puke on demand
Driving forklifts is fun
Over the top and funny physics
The toddler does dances
Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff

System Requirements

Windows

macOS

SteamOS + Linux

Minimum:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows Vista
Processor: Dual core
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 3 GB available space

Recommended:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows 7
Processor: Quad core
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent; DirectX 11
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 3 GB available space

* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

Minimum:

OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
Processor: Dual core
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
Storage: 3 GB available space

Recommended:

OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
Processor: Quad core
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
Storage: 3 GB available space

* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.

Minimum:

OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
Processor: Dual core
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
Storage: 3 GB available space

Recommended:

OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
Processor: Quad core
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
Storage: 3 GB available space

All game code and assets are copyright Josh Heidenreich.

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