Enter the world of toddlers, where anything not bolted down is ready to be destroyed.
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Mixed (10) - 40% of the 10 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Mar 5, 2018
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About This Game

Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance.

Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.

Why should I play this?
  • You destroy stuff
  • Open world to explore
  • You can jump really high
  • Puke on demand
  • Driving forklifts is fun
  • Over the top and funny physics
  • The toddler does dances
  • Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff

Do you have other reasons?
  • You an customize your character
  • It's got trees
  • Did I mention you can destroy stuff?

Am I really a toddler?
In the game yes.
In real life... maybe... suitable for all ages! No seriously, my "adorable" little inspirations have even played it!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: Dual core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: Quad core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent; DirectX 11
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
    • Processor: Dual core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
    • Processor: Quad core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
    • Processor: Dual core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
    • Processor: Quad core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
    • Storage: 3 GB available space

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