Enter the world of toddlers, where anything not bolted down is ready to be destroyed.
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May 11

New update just released

It's been a while, so time for a small update!

Car updates
Firstly, when driving a car, if you get some air the game goes into slow-motion with a free-cam so you can watch from any angle.

Also there have been other car improvements. The annoying bug with car exiting and falling through the world has been fixed. Also the toddler is now actually visible within the car.

Finally, some of the fences around the world weren't car-destroyable, but basically all of the fences and walls now should be.

Adult updates
I've started work on more intelligent AI for the adults. They now actually path-find around the level, and shouldn't fall over on their heads quite so often.

Customize changes
I've noticed it's really annoying if you customize and the camera accidentally goes behind a wall. This has been fixed - everything but the toddler is hidden when customizing.

Also, when customizing, the toddler won't start dancing, which will certainly help.

Other fixes
There's been a few other improvements:
  • Fire station mission shows progress
  • If launching from outside of steam, game will reload from within steam.
As for why this has taken so long - I've been pretty busy with work and kids and as a Solo developer you don't always have heaps of free time. Sorry about that.

Anyway, go out and grab the update!
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April 12

Price drop now $3.99 USD

So I made a bit of a mistake when releasing Toddler Simulator by making it too expensive for what it is. I've therefore decided to admit my mistake and to reduce the pricing of the game to better reflect it's actual value.

Furthermore, I've been developing an update which brings in more content and fixes the most annoying bugs. This should be coming soon - although you'll have to bear with me as I do this work in my spare time.

Thank you to all the supporters of Toddler Simulator!
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About This Game

Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance.

Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.

Why should I play this?
  • You destroy stuff
  • Open world to explore
  • You can jump really high
  • Puke on demand
  • Driving forklifts is fun
  • Over the top and funny physics
  • The toddler does dances
  • Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff

Do you have other reasons?
  • You an customize your character
  • It's got trees
  • Did I mention you can destroy stuff?

Am I really a toddler?
In the game yes.
In real life... maybe... suitable for all ages! No seriously, my "adorable" little inspirations have even played it!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: Dual core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: Quad core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent; DirectX 11
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
    • Processor: Dual core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
    • Processor: Quad core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
    • Processor: Dual core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
    • Processor: Quad core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
    • Storage: 3 GB available space

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