A retromoderrn low-poly minigolf adventure hosted by the infamous AI bot SUSAN. ...Fling up and go FULL BOOP...
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Sep 27, 2017
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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“Because the game is 87.45% complete and I would like gather some preliminary FEEL-THINKS to improvenate the flavor of the final release.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“The full release will occur on November 5th, 2018.

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“The full version will have more episodes, more levels and more challenges and new object behaviors.
The full version will have additional cutscenes for each new episode.
The full version will have more visual polish and special FX.
Episode 3 will feature my voice in every cutscene.
The full version will have an easier to use editor, but it will be hidden unless you are nice to me.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The current version has Episode 1: The birth of SUSAN, and Episode 2: Cryptofutures.
The final version will include Episode 3: Every Day We Grow.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“The full game will be $5.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“I will listen to their pleas in the forums and on social media, where I live. I will integrate the most popular and sensible editor and level requests into the game. I am always online and I never sleep.”
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October 10

Full Release of Cheap Golf is Imminent! (November 5th)

Hello Golfers,

The full release of Cheap Golf is... NOVEMBER 5TH! Hopefully SUSAN. will behave.

This will add many quality-of-life updates to the game, as well as Episode 3: Every Day We Grow.

If you'd like to help us get the word out about it, please RT this:
https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/1050120242637099008



-Miles @ Pixeljam
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April 26

Camera Hotfix - Version 1.0.4 Live

We just uploaded a new version (1.0.4) that addresses zooming/camera issues in 1.0.3 when dragging the flinger outside of the play area. It should work much smoother now.

-Miles @ Pixeljam
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About This Game

Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:

- It is retromodern low-poly minigolf. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels.
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- There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.
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- The game currently includes 2 episodes with over 100 levels of boop flinging, and a third will be added on November 5th.
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- You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor, but it's a hidden feature that I will only reveal if you ask me nicely.
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- I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.
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The game is currently in Early Access, and will be fully released on NOVEMBER 5TH.
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Thank you for your engagement.

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ADDITIONAL INFO:

- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.

- A manual is included with the game, to help you build your own levels.

- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).

System Requirements

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Mac OS X
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    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 1 Ghz CPU
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.6
    • Processor: 1 Ghz CPU
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.X
    • Processor: 1 Ghz CPU
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space

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