A retromoderrn and surreal minigolf comedy hosted by the infamous AI bot SUSAN. ...//-- Fling up and go FULL BOOP --\\...
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Positive (19) - 94% of the 19 user reviews for this game are positive.
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Nov 5, 2018
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November 19

-SPEEDRUN MODE ADDED-

Another week, another update... version 1.11 now has SPEEDRUN MODE, which means:

  • No cutscenes
  • A single timer for the entire episode
  • A new speedrun leaderboard for each episode

Your time will only submit to Steam if you make it to the very end of the episode, of course.

If you'd like to help us spread the word:

https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/1064628770433363970

We hope you enjoy the new feature! More stuff in the works, including Episode 4 and weekly challenges.

-Miles @ Pixeljam
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November 14

STORY MODE added!

Hello all,

Due to multiple requests for this, we've added STORY MODE to the game. (Available in version 1.1 and up)

Press M on the title screen to toggle between normal / story mode.



Story Mode: Levels no longer have a par - you can fling as many times as you want. However, you receive no score for any level you complete in story mode.

This is useful for those that want to see what SUSAN has in store for them but have gotten stuck on a particular level.

SPEEDRUN MODE is coming up next! :)

-Miles @ Pixeljam
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Reviews

“A very odd, easily played, and definitely interesting project, it’s a decent amount of fun, and aurally it shines”
Rock Paper Shotgun

“Cheap Golf is a far smarter game than its simplicity and retro style make it look...thanks to the amazing instructive power of endlessly creative minigolf courses”
4/5 – Hardcore Gamer

“Cheap Golf is a Low-Budget, Modern Day Portal... The development and triumph of artificial intelligence over individual intellect reverberates throughout Cheap Golf, Pixeljam’s latest stroke of inter-textual brilliance.”
Cliqist

About This Game

Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:

- It is a surreal low-poly minigolf comedy. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. Eventually you will hear my voice.
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- There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.
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- The game currently includes 3 episodes with over 140 levels of boop flinging.
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- You can also play in STORY MODE, which is more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game easier (with no score). SPEEDRUN MODE is coming soon.
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- You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor, but it's a hidden feature that I will only reveal if you ask me nicely.
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- I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.
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Thank you for your engagement.

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ADDITIONAL INFO:

- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.

- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).

System Requirements

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Mac OS X
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    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 1 Ghz CPU
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.6
    • Processor: 1 Ghz CPU
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.X
    • Processor: 1 Ghz CPU
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space

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