Planned Release Date: Dec 1, 2026

About This Game

Draw two. Pick one. Race your friends.

Everyone races one horse: ♠ ♥ ♦ ♣. The card you pick moves that suit's horse, even a rival's. Draw two of one rival's suit and you must help it, though it will bow its thanks.

Sabotage. Whip. Stay dignified.

Try to block a rival's next move, or whip your own horse and shake the dice cup.

Roll 6+ to leap. Mind the other horses.

Taunt your friends. The face stays solemn. The rest of the horse does not.

Everyone also brings one skill, chosen in the lobby: Secret Shield, Card Swap, Final Spurt or Disrupt.

Only you know your Shield is on. Everyone finds out when it works.

Not every horse is a horse.

Start as the Porcelain Horse. Earn the Moai, The Thinker, the Toy Soldier and six more by playing.

Finish in the top three, wear a crown. Come fourth, wear a ribbon. They stack.

Troika mode: three horses each.

Stack your horses into one tower and move them together. Aces and face cards run two cells. Inspired by Mensch ärgere Dich nicht and Korea's Yut Nori.

Three horses, one move.

One horse, one roll, and the whole tower goes back.

Friends, computers, or both.

• 2–4 players on PC and mobile: invite Steam friends, share a room code, quick join, or LAN. Spectators welcome.
  
• Computer players can fill empty seats, or race solo against three.
  
• Voice chat in online rooms, plus text chat.
  
• Everyone gets a title after every match, from Kingmaker to Pacifist.
  
• Nothing in the game costs extra. Just relax and enjoy the racing.

Bring your friends. Leave the dignity to the horses.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some music and translations were created with the help of AI.