Planned Release Date: Mar 1, 2027

About This Game

Have you been injured in an accident? Would you like to be?

Marco has a law firm, a cork board full of jobs and a very flexible idea of the word "accident". You have a body. Together you are Crash Agency. Every job is an accident waiting to happen, and you are the one it happens to. Get hit. Get paid. Marco takes his cut, naturally.

Set the scene

Every job starts on a plan of the street. Place banana peels, ramps and trampolines, choose where you start, watch the traffic, then go. A taxi running a red light, a runaway shopping cart, a piano hanging over the sidewalk: everything in town is a payday if you stand in the right place.

Fall with style

Every bounce, flip and face-plant is pure physics, so no two crashes are alike. The slow-motion X-ray shows each bone as it breaks, and the claim form adds it all up: injuries, airtime, witnesses, cameras and the insurers who have to pay. Earn up to three stars on every job.

Two places to get hurt

• Maple Street: crosswalks, a supermarket, a building site, a park with a flying saucer problem and a funfair with a human cannon. 55 jobs.
  
• Slippery Pines: a snowy mountain village with an ice rink, a ski jump, a chairlift, a bobsleigh run and a frozen waterfall. 50 jobs, and new winter moves to go with them.

Features

• 105 jobs in 21 chapters, from a first bruise to the perfect crash
  
• Winter moves: belly slides on the ice, snowball ambushes, human bowling and more
  
• Spend your payouts in the office catalogue and pay off the hospital
  
• Free Roam: no jobs, no rules, just you and the traffic
  
• Steam Achievements
  
• Playable in 16 languages

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