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About This Game

You paid good money for your PC. Time to find out how many crabs it can handle.

ONE MILLION CRABS is an incremental crab game and a deeply unnecessary hardware test. Start with one crab, buy upgrades, and keep multiplying until your beach becomes a problem.

ONE CRAB IS REASONABLE.

Buy upgrades to grow your swarm. Watch a handful of crabs become a crowd, then a carpet, then a questionable use of electricity.

The numbers go up. Your framerate has other plans.

MAKE THE PROBLEM BIGGER.

Keep upgrading, keep multiplying, and push for a higher crab count. The challenge is simple: find out how far your machine can go.

• Start with one crab and grow an increasingly ridiculous swarm.
• Buy upgrades that help you make even more crabs.
• Watch your crab count climb as your PC works harder.
• Try again and push your personal limit.

SETTLE AN EXTREMELY STUPID ARGUMENT.

Find your crab limit, share your result, and ask your mate with the better PC to explain himself.

For a fair comparison, use the same mode, settings and resolution.

How many crabs can your PC handle?

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Generative AI was used to assist with some development and promotional content. All AI-assisted output was reviewed and curated by the developer.