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The Onion Voting Simulator 3D
Onion Voting Simulator 3D is an action-packed walking sim where you perform America's most taboo act: Voting. It’s Election Day and your choice could change the country's fate! But it won’t be easy: Resist the allure of staying home! Explore a school gym! And don’t get lost, because Hell is real!

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Features
Single-player
Family Sharing
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Languages:
Interface Full Audio Subtitles
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This game is not yet available on Steam

Planned Release Date: Oct 16, 2026

This game plans to unlock in approximately 2 days

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Reviews

“Just in time for the midterm elections, the sardonic media giant has casually gifted the world yet another unprecedented banger in the form of its very first video game.”
Gizmodo

About This Game




THE COMPLETE AMERICAN ELECTION EXPERIENCE!

It’s Election Day in the U.S. of A.!

Congratulations: You’re officially the average American voter! Now it’s up to you to “decide” the future of this country!  Search for identification, impatiently wait in line, and look out for bone-crunching power-ups! Every secret you find is another key to being allowed to pretend to pretend you have an impact on the future of this country!

PARTICIPATE IN DEMOCRACY OR HAVE A NICE DAY!

Don’t want to vote? No problem!

Just like with actual elections, Voting Simulator allows you to make any excuse to yourself so you can stay at home! Distract from the disappointment you feel in yourself with multiple sources of brief yet comforting pleasures! You can just tell people you voted anyway, especially if the results are bad!

DON’T FALL DOWN!

Wherever you do, be sure not to fall into Hell, where beings beyond understanding wait for the just and unjust alike! They don’t know the difference between pleasure and pain!

THE ONION’S FIRST VIDEO GAME!

The Onion is the most trusted name in news, and now it’s the most trusted name in electronic video gaming entertainment! Our team of experts, academics, designers, artists, ombudsmen, and unpaid testers have striven to create a verisimilitude unseen in other competing voting simulation titles. The experience you have in this game is virtually no different than what millions of Americans go through every two years, (four, if we’re being honest).

Features:

  • Participate in the democracy that millions have died to protect or stay inside your studio apartment and see if there’s anything to eat!

  • Wait in line in the gymnasium of a middle school you’ve never seen before!

  • Kill time in line in the gymnasium of a middle school you’ve never seen before!

  • Check your phone in line in the gymnasium of a middle school you’ve never seen before!

  • Search for multiple power-ups that give you powers beyond the average American voter!

  • Prove to angry pollworkers that you’re actually allowed to vote!

  • Explore your surroundings to learn the dark secrets directly underneath America’s proud veneer of truth and fairness.

  • Real eagle sounds! 

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This Game may contain content not appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work: General Mature Content

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows 7 or Higher
    • Processor: 64 Bit Processor: Intel Core i3 2.00 GHZ or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 450 or higher with 1GB Memory
    • Storage: 170 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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