Planned Release Date: Nov 23, 2026

About This Game

Make your goblin and get your hands dirty. Walk up to a plot, water it, watch it grow and pick it yourself.

A garden full of surprises

There are tons of crops to plant across eight rarity tiers. While they grow, keep an eye out for mutations! They change how your crops look and how much they're worth. Weather, time of day and season all mess with what shows up.

Touch grass (literally)

Your goblin quit their office job thinking farm life would be chill. Turns out the phone is still calling. As the urge to scroll builds up, your goblin will drop everything and zone out for a while. Hang in there though, every day you survive on the farm it gets a little easier to stay clean.

Plant, harvest, sell, buy more seeds and repeat!

Plant your seeds, wait for them to grow, harvest everything and stuff it in your backpack. Then head to Grembo's Store to cash in, where every sale gets scored like a poker hand: chips times mult. Use that gold to grab more seeds, or save up for the fancier packs that grow into rarer, pricier crops. Plant those, sell for even more, buy even better seeds... you get the idea. Before you know it, that tiny plot is printing gold.

Bring some goblin buddies

You don't have to do it all alone. Hire goblin buddies to help out around the farm, and yes, you can chat with them!

Grow your skills, not just your crops

Spend your gold on a big skill tree to make crops worth more, grow them faster, expand your garden, unlock more goblin buddies and a lot more. Every choice is permanent, so build the farm that fits how you like to play.