Planned Release Date: Mar 18, 2027

About This Game

You’re a very curious person. Fine, if you insist, I’ll go on.

This game isn’t an FPS, it’s not an editing software, it has no strategic economy and it doesn’t play cinematics. In short, it’s nothing like all those other games you install on your device and use all the time. If you download me, I’ll just take up space on your storage and you won’t gain anything from it! And if you do, don’t come back here telling me I didn’t warn you! Come on, be smart and don’t download me, just disappear!

This game will introduce you to a button. Maybe you’ll be lucky and it will tell you your story, but one thing is certain: it has absolutely no intention of making new friends. You can click it as many times as you want, but it will do everything it can to make you leave. You shouldn’t download it, it doesn’t want to play with you! It’ll try with kindness and with hostility, with words and with actions. It does NOT want to be clicked by you!

I’m warning you again: that button won’t be nice to you. It won’t treat you well. In fact, it will probably insult you, try to hurt you, attack your self‑esteem. So avoid it, stay away!

I’m telling you this as the developer: it’s a highly intelligent entity, capable of generating puzzles and doing malicious things on your device. I struggle a lot to keep it under control; it never listens and always does whatever it wants, and that’s exactly why I decided to lock it up here. It refused to cooperate. I tried in every possible way to include it in many other projects, but it was impossible. That button is insane. Don’t trust it. It doesn’t want you. You must NOT download it!!