A comedy microgame collection from the frog war. Dozens of five-second missions: catch the fly, pump the shotgun, don't shoot. One command, one input, no time to think. The speed never stops climbing. A full campaign, boss fights, and an endless tour of duty.

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About This Game

ORDERS ARE SIMPLE. SURVIVING THEM ISN'T.

You're a frog. There's a war going on. Your commanding officer has about five seconds of patience, and he's going to spend most of it yelling one thing at you.

CATCH! RELOAD! DON'T SHOOT!

Read the order, figure it out, and do it fast. Get it wrong and the whole platoon gets to watch.

WHAT YOU'RE SIGNING UP FOR

  • A pile of five-second microgames, each built around one simple command

  • Boss fights that throw something bigger at you between the chaos

  • A campaign across the frog war, complete with a war-room map and an ending

  • Endless mode to see how long you can keep up before your reflexes fall apart

  • Things keep getting faster. The longer you survive, the less time you have to read, think, and react

  • Multiple save slots, with different coloured recruits to choose from

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

Microgames can change when they come back around. Layouts, setups, and little details may shift, so memorizing exactly what happened last time won't always save you.

Read the order. Pay attention. Move fast.

FAILURE IS HALF THE FUN

Every microgame has a win and a fail, and the losing side gets just as much attention. Mess something up and there's a good chance you'll want to see what happens anyway.

Sometimes failing is funnier than winning.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any GPU with OpenGL 3.3 / DirectX 11 support, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any Windows-compatible sound device
    • Additional Notes: Keyboard and mouse required :0
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10/11 64-bit
    • Processor: Quad-core 2.5 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Dedicated GPU with 1 GB VRAM
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any Windows-compatible sound device
    • Additional Notes: Keyboard and mouse required :0
    Minimum:
    • OS: macOS 11.0 (Big Sur)
    • Processor: Apple M1 or Intel Core i3
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated graphics with OpenGL 3.3 support
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    • Additional Notes: Keyboard and mouse required :0
    Recommended:
    • OS: macOS 12.0 or later
    • Processor: Apple M1 or later
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated or better
    • Storage: 1 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    • Additional Notes: Keyboard and mouse required :0
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 20.04 LTS / SteamOS 3 (glibc 2.31+)
    • Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GPU with OpenGL 3.3 support (Mesa 21+)
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Sound Card: PulseAudio or PipeWire
    • Additional Notes: Keyboard and mouse required :0
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 22.04 LTS or newer
    • Processor: Quad-core 2.5 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Dedicated GPU, 1 GB VRAM
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card: PulseAudio or PipeWire
    • Additional Notes: Keyboard and mouse required :0
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