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The Voice of Uwe Boll, or "Uwe Bollos Woks", is a world's-first in video gaming content featuring Uwe Boll as Himself, replacing the onboard computer's synthesized voice lines with the voice of the most popular independent filmmaker to ever live.

Uwe Bollos Woks is a total conversion of the symbiote's voice lines. Recorded personally by the prestigious filmmaker Uwe Boll, it features the exciting hustle and bustle of his brisk morning philosopher walks. Dogs are barking in the background, airplanes are in the sky, a gentle breeze is upon you, and you can even hear him breathing.

That's not the best part: The Voice of Uwe Boll highlights the joys of Uwe Boll's English-as-Second-Language skills, enriching the developer's vision of B.C. Piezophile with awesome, one-of-a-kind pronunciations of the English Language heard nowhere else, and is so complimentary to the game's Encyclopedia writing style that you simply have to smile.