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About This Game

It all started with the memes.  

50 Eagles.  10 Crocodiles.  3 Bears.  7 Bulls.

15 Wolves.  5 Gorillas.  4 Lions.  A hunter.  And 10,000 Rats...

"Pick Two... they will defend you.  The rest are coming to kill you."

The impossible matchup has spawned thousands of hours of internet debate, heated arguments, hypothetical battle plans, and even a rap song was made about it.  And then at one point, a suggestion:  "Someone should make a simulation......."

Finding one winning combination won't be enough, though.  You'll need to clear the whole grid - which will require choosing your matches wisely:  each unit can only be chosen once, while each map has it's advantages and disadvantages.  You will earn new weapons and powerups as you and your enemies grow stronger... as you soon find that the first grid was only the beginning.

*Now before you go plunking down a whole 5 bucks, or whatever this ends up getting priced at:  don't go expecting an A-list title here... we are talking about literally one of the dumbest games of the year, based on an internet meme, compiled by one random guy in his free time.  That said... the game is fun as hell, and your purchase will go towards food and diapers for our little ones.  It is very much appreciated.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

This game was created by a real human, using the Codex development environment. Contains lots of generated artwork and descriptive text, as well as gameplay refinements gained through AI powered balance testing.