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About This Game

It all started with the memes...

50 Eagles. 10 Crocodiles. 3 Bears. 7 Bulls. 15 Wolves. 5 Gorillas. 4 Lions. 1 hunter. And 10,000 Rats...

The impossible matchup has spawned thousands of hours of internet debate, heated arguments, hypothetical battle plans, and even a rap song.  Along the way, many had suggested: "Someone should make a simulation......."

"Pick Two... they will defend you.  The rest are coming to kill you."

Finding one winning combination won't be enough.  You'll need to clear the whole grid to progress - which will require choosing your matches wisely:  each unit can only be chosen once, and each map has it's advantages and disadvantages.  You will earn new weapons and powerups as both you and your enemies grow stronger... as you soon find that the first grid was only the beginning.

Compete in 3 Game Modes:

Campaign Mode:  100 Levels of combat, across 20 unique grids - each with challenges more ridiculous

Arena Match:  PvP combat in the Arena, featuring Local Shared Screen 2-Player and Steam Remote Play support.

Simulation Mode:  Uses the game's engine as a randomizer, through CPU vs CPU combat.

Note From the Author

*Now before you go plunking down a whole 5 bucks:  don't go expecting an A-list title here.  We are talking about literally one of the dumbest games of the year, based on an internet meme, compiled by one random guy in his free time.  That said... the game is fun as hell and your purchase will go towards food and diapers for our little ones.  Your support is very much appreciated!

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

This game was created by a real human, using the Codex development environment. Contains lots of generated artwork and descriptive text, as well as gameplay refinements gained through AI powered balance testing.