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Hand Me The Splorch!
Get your dad the tools he needs before he blows a fuse! Navigate a dark and dingy garage to find tools, fix breakers, do paperwork (those lawyers just keep calling), and much more all while your dad verbally assaults you. Will you have the fortitude to succeed?

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Features
Single-player
Family Sharing
Profile Features Limited 
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“I Cried”
- My Wife

About This Game

Hand Me The Splorch! is a fast-paced memory puzzle game based around getting your dad the tools he needs, and God help you if you're wrong.

Your Dad Needs Tools NOW! But Your Little Hands Can Only Carry So Much!

Remember tool locations and get them as fast as you can. Just remember that you have a very limited inventory (and you better put the tools back where you found them).

If You Think You Can Just Stand There And Watch Your Dad Do Everything, You Are Dead Wrong!

Fetching isn't enough. You're going to have to fix the electrics (rats keep getting into the damn thing), fill out paperwork (that lawyer just keeps calling), keep the slider centered (I don't even know what it does, but if it isn't perfect there'll be a problem), and more!

Be Quick on Your Feet!

Nobody ever organized this place, so the tools are scattered across many different locations in the garage. I hope your little legs carry you well.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Depictions of familial abuse - verbal and physical.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-5200U 2.2Ghz
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HDGraphics 5500
    • Storage: 500 MB available space