Baseball Bat Hero; or, Savagely Beating a Man With a Club Until He Dies of Blunt Force Trauma
Hit the beat. Hit the man. Hit his stuff. A stupidly simple rhythm game where you savagely beat a cartoon victim (and everything else in the room) with a baseball bat to public-domain MIDI bangers until the blunt-force trauma meter maxes out.

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About This Game

You’re in a room. There’s a man. There’s a baseball bat. There’s his stuff. There’s blood.

Intorducing: Baseball Bat Hero; or, Savagely Beating a Man With a Club Until He Dies of Blunt Force Trauma. A rhythm game where your instrument is a baseball bat and the notes are played by bashing a man. 

4 Difficulties:

  • Easy

  • Medium

  • Hard

  • Expert

37 Glorious MIDI songs:

  • 1812 Overture — Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

  • Aegukka (North Korean National Anthem)— Kim Won-gyun

  • Also sprach Zarathustra — Richard Strauss

  • Beer Barrel Polka — Jaromír Vejvoda

  • Bella Ciao — Traditional

  • Camptown Races — Stephen Foster

  • Cancan — Jacques Offenbach

  • Chopsticks — Euphemia Allen

  • Csárdás — Vittorio Monti

  • Daisy Bell — Harry Dacre

  • Dixie — Daniel Decatur Emmett

  • Dream a Little Dream of Me — Fabian Andre

  • Entry of the Gladiators — Julius Fučík

  • Flight of the Bumblebee — Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

  • Für Elise — Ludwig van Beethoven

  • In the Hall of the Mountain King — Edvard Grieg

  • Jarabe Tapatío (Mexican Hat Dance) — Traditional

  • Korobeiniki — Traditional

  • La Bamba — Traditional

  • La Cucaracha — Traditional

  • Maple Leaf Rag — Scott Joplin

  • Ode to Joy — Ludwig van Beethoven

  • Over There — George M. Cohan

  • Puttin' on the Ritz — Irving Berlin

  • Red Sun in the Sky — Traditional

  • Ride of the Valkyries — Richard Wagner

  • Singin' in the Rain — Nacio Herb Brown

  • State Anthem of the Soviet Union — Alexander Alexandrov

  • Symphony No. 5 — Ludwig van Beethoven

  • Take Me Out to the Ballgame — Albert Von Tilzer

  • The Blue Danube Waltz — Johann Strauss II

  • The Entertainer — Scott Joplin

  • The House of the Rising Sun — Traditional

  • The Stars and Stripes Forever — John Philip Sousa

  • Turkey in the Straw — Traditional

  • When the Saints Go Marching In — Traditional

  • William Tell Overture — Gioachino Rossini

FAQ:

Q: Wow, this incredible game is free? Really? 

A: Yes, the whole base game is totally free. Play all of the official songs with the defualt skins and maps to your hearts content. If you love the game and want to support it upgrade your Baseball Bat Hero experience with the Premium Ultra Extreme Definitive Edition upgrade.

Q: Baseball Bat Hero: Premium Ultra Extreme Definitive Edition? I didn't think this could get any better. What wonderful features does that contain?

A: The Premium Ultra Extreme Definitive Edition upgrades include:

  • Custom MIDI tracks (play any of your own midi files)

  • 6 Player/Victim skins

  • 8 Weapon skins

  • 3 Maps

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game has frequent cartoon styled violence and blood

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 / 11 64-bit
    • Processor: Quad-core 2.5 GHz or equivalent
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Dedicated GPU with 1 GB VRAM or better integrated graphics (Intel UHD / AMD Vega or better)
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Arch, Fedora, Ubuntu, Debian, SteamOS...
    • Processor: Quad-core 2.5 GHz or equivalent
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Dedicated GPU with 1 GB VRAM or better integrated graphics (Intel UHD / AMD Vega or better)
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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