"Humans Are Cats" is finally on Steam after much resistance (not really)!!!! Here, you will take on the role of an alien investigator sent to Earth to uncover the startling connection between humans and cats... You will encounter some enemies. Don't let them get in the way of your investigation!

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Planned Release Date: August 2026

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About This Game

The people of this city are turning into cats.


You are an investigator known only by the codename MOUSE.

Infiltrate a neon town from its treetops, gather data, scan suspicious residents, and uncover the truth behind the spreading catification anomaly—assuming you make it back in one piece.

Run, Scan, and Keep Moving


Your investigation has no fixed finish line. Run, jump, slide, and flash-dash through increasingly dangerous streets while using your Meow Wave to scan targets.

The farther you travel, the tougher the mission becomes. When your HP reaches zero, the investigation is over.

Turn Danger into Combos


Collect data, scan targets, and narrowly graze hazards to maintain your combo and increase your score multiplier.

Every run forces you to choose:

  • Keep your distance, or risk a near miss for a higher multiplier?
  • Dash now, or save it for a truly unavoidable threat?
  • Push deeper into the city, or settle for the score you already have?

Use Everything the City Offers


Pick up healing, shields, magnets, and valuable data to stay alive. If a taxi happens to stop nearby, hop in and enjoy the ride—whether you intend to pay is another matter.

Your performance can also earn you titles such as Evidence Hunter, Graze Master, and Long-Distance Investigator.

A Seriously Absurd Cat City


Residents patrol the streets. Lampposts resemble scratching posts. Convenience-store freezers may be practicing their vocals. Even the taxis seem to have minds of their own.

Between high-speed escapes, stop and talk with the locals to experience the city’s strange, laid-back sense of humor. During your investigation, you may also encounter a familiar virtual singer and chat about music, songs, and their creators.

Challenge Investigators Around the World


Each run is scored according to your distance, collected data, combos, and overall performance. Log in to submit your result to the global leaderboard and compete with other investigators.

Features

  • Endless side-scrolling action in a neon pixel-art city
  • Responsive running, jumping, sliding, and dashing
  • A combo system built around scanning, collecting, and near-miss dodges
  • Street encounters, power-ups, and rideable taxis
  • A surreal city filled with cats and deadpan humor
  • Character conversations and music-themed interactions
  • Local scores and a global leaderboard
  • Available in Simplified Chinese, English, and Japanese

The anomaly is still spreading.

Investigator MOUSE, prepare to infiltrate.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS:
    • Processor:
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics:
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card:
    Recommended:
    • OS:
    • Processor:
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics:
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card:
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