About This Game

EVERY JOINT IS YOUR PROBLEM

QWER YUIO ASDF HJKL is a difficult 2D physics comedy about helping a stylized crawling baby cross 100 meters to reach Mom.

Sixteen keys control eight joints in both directions—every shoulder, elbow, hip, and knee. Build a crawl, drag forward, roll, or turn a bad landing into a new technique.

A SEEDED NURSERY GAUNTLET

Each course scatters 27 household hazards across the padded floor: bottles, keys, socks, slippers, TV remotes, smartphones, and roaming robot vacuums.

Retries keep the same course layout so you can learn it. Choose New Course whenever you want a different seed.

FAIL, ADAPT, REACH MOM

• 100-meter physics challenge
  
• 16-key bidirectional ragdoll controls
  
• Seven distinct household obstacles
  
• Stable seeded retries and personal-best tracking
  
• 13 interface languages
  
• Windows 64-bit

Falls are recoverable. Progress is earned one awkward movement at a time.